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Chinese Volcano

When your diarrhea is so bad and powerful that it shoots through to the other side of the earth.
After that spicy lunch, I had to run to the bathroom for a Chinese Volcano.
by Fautbauxter October 19, 2016
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Chinese daddy educates you

It's basically that guy you met on asian tinder (aka tantan) that makes you want to cum because he actually takes an interest in your life and cares unlike the other cuts that are just trying to climb into your anus and live there because men are shit and should burn like my vag does when Chinese daddy looks at me
Chinese daddy:

How was your day?

Me:
Gah I'm gonna cum

Random person:
Chinese daddy educates you
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Philadelphia Chinese Store

A business that is open till 3am or later and is a hot spot for robberies,shootings, and outside drug sales. Protected by bullet glass the cashier serves orders through a carousel window and is a neighborhood favorite to buy a losey, a dutch, chicken wings or some General Tso's chicken.
"I'ma go to the chinese store to get some of them chicken wings".

"The big store tonight at 11 is a double shooting outside a Philadelphia Chinese store".
by MrMr September 8, 2013
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Chinese Grand Prix

/tʃaɪˈniz, -ˈnis grɑ̃ ˈpriz/ n. A traffic-clogged portion of the 60 Pomona Freeway in southern California that lies between the 605 and 57 Freeways. The infamously erratic driving habits of Chinese drivers who predominate the area coupled with the inability to effectively dodge big rigs that crisscross this large industrial wasteland make commuting here about as dangerous as racing at the Grand Prix.
I'm not taking the Chinese Grand Prix to work, traffic is always such a mess.
by Matt*ee September 19, 2009
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Chinese Astronaut

Sexual position in which two hands are entered into the vagina, moved apart to widen said vagina, and then face inserted between the hands. Derives its name from the eyes being pinned between hands and stretched backward.
"Dude, I totally just gave my girlfriend a Chinese Astronaut. I must have looked like a chink in there!"
by NigNogger November 6, 2009
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Chinese Spot

THE spot in flushing to buy cheap chow-fun and lo mein for $1.50 and $1.25, respectively.
Other notable products include one-dollar chicken sticks and steamed buns.

Flushing residents often eat here, conveniently located on Main Street, when they are low on money.
Person 1: Boy i'm hungry.

Person 2: What do you wanna eat?

Person 1: uh.. I only have 4 dollars

Person 2: Perfect, let's go get some chinese spot
by paul ee oh October 13, 2009
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Chinese roadblock

Setting the speed of your vehicle on the highway to that of another vehicle in the next lane that is currently driving no faster than the speed limit to punish drivers behind you who have been tailgating you for miles. This generally only works on two-lane highways.
This jackass behind me has been riding my bumper for 10 minutes. Let's set up a Chinese roadblock and see if we can get him to have a coronary.
by A-Damage April 7, 2011
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