Cheetos Penis

Trump, orange, small hands, a wrinkly small cock!

Trump needs to smoke some weed! He would get the munchies, then eat his own Cheetos Penis. proving he isn't anti-gay.

by satireV February 1, 2017

cheetos handy

Getting a hand job after your significant other just finished eating Cheetos and you have orange dust or Cheetos flavoring on your dick.

Could also be other flavors, Doritos ranch or Nacho flavors. Not recommended are Tim’s jalapeño, as you will have a burning sensation.

Had to take a shower to get the Cheetos handy off my dick

by The_rabbits November 13, 2017

cheetos economy

An economy that is builded on something really stupid and useless , like karma on Reddit , this maybe came from some incidents on ebay or facebook from kids that selled weird-shaped cheetos

Haha! Yes! Continue buy stupid Fortnite skins from the shop, maybe in the future you can shell them in the Cheetos Economy

by Alkis Umf March 16, 2019

Cheetos dust

dust from Cheetos.
could be cheesy or hot.
cant do anything if you got Cheetos dust on your hands.

"fuck you Addison i got Cheetos dust on my hands I cant take the trash to the road"

by yelfog November 9, 2020

Neatos Cheetos

When something is so neat it is comparable to eating a bag of Cheetos without getting crusty fingers

Teacher: My car got in an accident so I was unable to mark your assessments. I will be taking a break from teaching this class to recover.
Joe: Neatos Cheetos

by Microwaved Fork February 19, 2021

Coffee Cheetos Chicken

The definition of a Jerma joke.

What's in the crate? Oh dude there's a fucking knife, there's coffee cheetos chicken!

by Navybog February 15, 2018

sucking dick for cheetos

The act of doing something for no possible reason or form of payout.

"Did you hear what corporate wants us to do now?" "Yeah we are basically going to be sucking dick for Cheetos"

by Black21 October 14, 2013