Cheese-Marshmallow Theory

The idea that any food can taste better by adding either cheese OR marshmallow.

Yet to be disproved, however the Cheese-Marshmallow Theory is unlikely to become a law due to the fact that it can never be proven.

Julian: I got it! Cereal...
John: Marshmallows...Lucky Charms man. Trust me, I was a non-believer at first too but you'll come around. The Cheese-Marshmallow Theory can not be disproved!

by 7Raulphie December 8, 2011

Light Cheese

A term used to describe something as "easy". does not necessarily have to deal with food.

that test was "light cheese" (easy)

by Unknown Lyrics November 24, 2010

nacho cheese doritos

the best tasting chips in the world if you don't think so you shouldn't be alive

dude i bought nacho cheese Doritos
i love you

by yy360noscope420blazin April 27, 2015

cheese of my cock

The ultimate insult to belittle someone.

Double effective as a comeback to any insult thrown at you no matter how powerful.

I was down on your mother like a beaver on a hunk of wood.
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.

I'm the president of the United States. You're just a lightweight.
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.

If you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.

by kam75xx April 3, 2021

sock cheese

A type of fermented cheese. First you must get a sweaty sock and put some cheese in it (preferably blue cheese) and leave it in a cellar for nine years. Afterwards you need to filter the cheese through the small holes in the same sock. And Bonaparte!

(Also one of the many delicacies eaten in the Geneva Cream religion)

Person 1: Have you tried the 1999 sock cheese?
Person 2: Hell yeah I fainted
Person 1: woah

by Ye nan purple June 27, 2019

pocket cheese

When I leave the house I often put a individually wrapped chunk of cheese in my pocket, but my memory is shit so I forget about it every. single. time.
Then when I find it later, I act all surprised and say "Pocket cheese!!" to my family. And then it's the perfect temperature for eating immediately.

Oh look what I found! Pocket cheese! Yum! I knew I'd get hungry while I was out.

by Lover of cheese September 3, 2020

Going Ham And Cheese

Going Hard As A Motherfucker BUT with cheese

Damn that Boy was going ham and cheese in the game.

by $$$overboobies May 1, 2011