cheesecock

The condition of having copious amounts of "cheese" build-up on or around your penis which causes a distinctly rotten cheese-like odor. This condition usually affects the uncircumcised and the mentally challenged who feel that regular bathing isn't a necessity in life.

Ex. 1) Dude! Did you smell Richard today? That motherfucker's cheesecock is gonna make me puke!

Ex. 2) "I love not showering man...I take the cheese build up and rub it between my fingers, roll it into little balls, sniff it...sometimes I even eat it. I really don't think cheesecock is a bad thing."

by Master Cheese January 22, 2008

cheesehole

A cheesehole is a nickname for a condition of the chest known as "pectus excavatum"...which basically means chest hole. It is a deformation of the chest at birth, in which the ribs curve in to make an indentation near the lungs. There is a cosmetic surgery to correct this that involves breaking and moving the ribs, but you could also just pump iron until the muscles cover up the indentation. It was given the name "cheesehole" when a cousin of a victim suggested he put nacho cheese in it and eat nachos out of it when they were children. Since then, the word "cheesehole" has spread throughout the midwest United States. Pectus Excavatum isn't as rare as most people think it is. There is another un-named condition called pectus evacuatum in which, naturally, the rubs curve outward instead of inward.

Dude...have you ever like, put cereal in your cheesehole, and used a spoon to eat it out?

by Imza October 6, 2004

Cheesemosis

When you consume a magnitude of cheese in one sitting usually resulting in a cheese coma or cheese headache and shame.

"Dude, I've ate 10 Grilled Cheeses! Got serious Cheesemosis going on!"

by The left nut of Donkey Kong May 1, 2018

Cheesemonkey

A very clever monkey who lives in a cave of cheeseburgers, has cheesemonkey farms in Illinois next to walmart, is danish, and hates George W. Bush for eating 2 monkeys and refusing to pay.

cheeto penis envy

im a piece of cheesemonkey - ness! YO

by Sally Jingle Tush March 6, 2008

Cheeseout

A night in which unreasonable amount cheese and alcohol is consumed, and the aim is to locate mischevious activity.

'We wanted to go out, but nothing was on, so we got drunk.. and something was on! CHEESEOUT SUCCESS!'
'Don't turn a cheeseout into a cheesemare'
'Are you okay man you look trashed!' 'I wen't to a cheeseout last night..' 'Oh.. (hands over the panadol)'

by Scraggg September 23, 2010

cheesecore

A genre of music or style that tries too hard to stick to the boundaries of the design/style. Can be used in offence against a Metalcore or Hardcore band that you are not fond of.

1)OMG, Atreyu are so cheesecore!!
2)LOLZ, Dan looks so cheesecore today with his Atreyu tee! Maybe he should wear a 36CF one instead!

by xnathx June 1, 2007

cheesezone

A state of playing a video game in which the player enters a winning or hot streak.
Becoming a cheeseman.

I was playing Dark Horizons so well, I hit the cheesezone and started fragging everyone.

by Demy March 12, 2005