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Cheesemosis 

When you consume a magnitude of cheese in one sitting usually resulting in a cheese coma or cheese headache and shame.
"Dude, I've ate 10 Grilled Cheeses! Got serious Cheesemosis going on!"
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Cheesemosis 

What you consume large amounts of cheese based products usually resulting in a cheese coma/cheese headache
"Dude, I've ate 32 grilled cheese sandwiches! Got serious cheesemosis going on"

Cheesemousse

A large mythical creature that one goes hunting for in large groups while standing in a circle, slapping one's legs and clapping one's hands. If one finds a cheesemousse, the mere sight of the creatur will be so disturbing that the entire group will feel the need to run away screaming and deciding that Snipe hunting is a much better pastime. Mainly found and hunted for at Bement Camp and Conference Center.
Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!
(Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!)
Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!
(Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!)
STOP!
(STOP!)
Look! Over there!
(Look! Over there!)
It's...Tim Payne!
(It's...Tim Payne!)
You can't go over Tim Payne 'cause he's too tall!
(You can't go over Tim Payne 'cause he's too tall!)
You can't go around Tim Payne 'cause he's way too jacked!
(You can't go around Tim Payne 'cause he's way too jacked!)
You can't go under Tim Payne 'cause he'll step on you!
(You can't go under Tim Payne 'cause he'll step on you!)
So it looks like were gonna have to go...THROUGH Tim Payne!
(So it looks like were gonna have to go...THROUGH Tim Payne!)
OZZY! OZZY! OZZY!
OY! OY! OY!
OZZY! OZZY! OZZY!
OY! OY! OY!
Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!
(Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!)
Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!
(Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!)
STOP!
(STOP!)
Look! Over there! Its...A CHEESEMOUSSE!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Cheesemousse by Phishr October 1, 2005

cheesemeister 

Someone whose behavior is consistantly hokey, a lame-o.
David Hasselhoff is a real cheesemeister.
cheesemeister by Anya Anamhbme January 3, 2005

cheesemosa 

CheeZ-Mo-Sa
–adjective,
1. of or like awesome: pertaining to an approval; a thumbs up.
2. Slang. opposite of an inferior or cheap; chintzy: The movie's special effects were cheesemosa.
Cheesemosa! Mr. Larrinaga that was stupendous!
cheesemosa by Mr. Chandlm April 14, 2008

cheesemeister 

Gay slang for a man attracted to uncircumsised partners, particualarly those with a heavy smegma buildup beneath their foreskin.
A:"How come Robbie has such strong breath?"
B:"Oh sweetie, he's a cheesemeister from way back!"
cheesemeister by D F Stuckey August 26, 2005

cheesemeister 

Someone who meists upon cheese (yes, I'm aware that is about as useful as a pair of sunglasses on a man with one ear, but it is correct, k?)


Also a set of wrestling moves in the WWF Warzone game that appears first in the create a charactor move list section.
Cheese_meister@hotmail.com gave out sonic reality's gametalk moderator pass without giving it to the spammers.
cheesemeister by Gumba Gumba March 17, 2004
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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