A comeback you use after someone insults you. Usually used against someone that you know really well. Sometimes it could be used as a compliment but it depends how you use it. Cream means I am going to cream you, cheese means a nasty specimen and souflet is just nasty man!
Person 1: I hate you so much!
Person 2: Well, I think you are a cream cheese souflet.
Person 1: YOUR MEAN I HATE YOU MOOMMMMY!
Person 2: Well, I think you are a cream cheese souflet.
Person 1: YOUR MEAN I HATE YOU MOOMMMMY!
by YOOY January 12, 2008

by ben c January 13, 2004

A booty that is not perfectly shaped but instead lumpy and reminiscent of cream cheese. Often a big sloppy undefined booty
by sativa5000 November 1, 2015

Jim:Yo what did you have for breakfast?
Kevin: I had a poon bagel with cream cheese and it was poonarific
Kevin: I had a poon bagel with cream cheese and it was poonarific
by King of Poon January 7, 2009

Dan: Hey, did you have sex with that girl last night?
Wayne: Ya, and I finished by cream cheesing her bagel
Dan: OH Wayne, you the nastiest!
Wayne: Ya, and I finished by cream cheesing her bagel
Dan: OH Wayne, you the nastiest!
by Encyclopedia Brentannica November 13, 2009

When an obese woman’s fupa get sweaty from having sex, the mixture under her fupa makes a cream cheese like substance. The guy fucking her can then take 2 crackers, and rub them under her fupa. He then feeds her the Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich.
by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023

by Jerome steven December 6, 2016
