Creeptard

A person, non-gender specific, that is the highest form of creepy that it's "retarded" how bad their creepiness is.

Dude, did you see the way that dude freaked out on Janet just barely?! Dude just went full "Creeptard" on her!

by Mr. GotJokes April 1, 2019

Chumptard

A person most likely Repunklican that believes every lie that the 45th POTUS utters, no matter how unbelievable the information. See also Cognitive dissonance and morally bankrupt

Mitch McConnell is such a chumptard, you can see him and his Kneel & Bob Economics stumping for Chump 45, and all of their corporate masters.

by TheProphet13 November 11, 2020

Chadtard

A man who is both badass and stupid at the same time. His stupidity allows him to do death defying stunts and other badass antics.

Jack just punched Becky in the vagina right in front of the teacher! That dude is a chadtard

by MiserableHighSchoolStudent July 12, 2021

craptardation

a common retardation, resulting from over-consuption of crappy entertainment products (e.g. Shakira songs or reality shows). people suffering from craptardation cannot differentiate between a bear and an ice-cream as well as between the super-gravity theory and the string theory.
generally these people have a crappy lifestyle and don't have sex regularly.

- ooh, i'm having so much fun listening to shakira, she is the best EVER!
- look over there! that's a bear! agh! it is coming right towards us! ruuuun!
- what bear, that's just a giant ice-cream. aaagh...
- die, u craptarded biatsh. u had a big craptardation quotient anyways.

by crapooligan April 20, 2007

ChopTard

Somebody who TK's another person to fly the choppers in online games (Mainly Battlefield Vietnam).

That bloody Choptard shot me to take the chopper i was waiting for.

by Shaun August 22, 2004

cleptard

someone of the criminal persuasion who is distinctly lacking in light-fingered talent

the opposite of michael jacksons "smooth criminal"

the guy i watched steal a packet of biscuits... and run into a lamp post is a cleptard.

by somdeluxe December 16, 2010

cheatstard

A hybrid of a cheating bustard, where the stupidest man in the world not only cheats on his girlfriend but is too stupid to try and hide it so he get caught where she can see. As if this wasn't ittiotic enough, this Cheatstard has cheated with a fat ugly whore.

"We were staying a friends house and I found that cheatstard in bed with that fat ugly slut."

by Jazmanian devil July 27, 2015