Chaminade College Preparatory

Chaminade College Preparatory is a high school in southern California. While Chaminade freshmen start out lost and confused, carrying their expensive laptops around and avoiding the opposite sex, by senior year it is standard to spend every Friday night getting trashed with 90% of your classmates. Chaminade students can frequently be seen around the San Fernando Valley driving daddy's two year old, and thus discarded BMW. Chaminade students look down on public school students, as they should, because despite the rich kid cliche, Chaminade students are intelligent and successful, and get into colleges based on merit, rather than by the aid of a trust fund (see Oaks Christian High School). After four years of hard work, it is understandable that its upperclassmen should feel the need to let loose. Students are divided into two categories, very good looking, and frightening. The two groups are generally never seen together, and it is very uncommon to see mixed couples.

Victim of public education: Where do you go to school?
Chaminade college preparatory student: Chaminade
Victim of public education: HA, you mean SNOB-INADE
Chaminade student: It's okay, I have more money, more college acceptances, and good looks

by chaminadesocal September 27, 2009

charmin

a well shaped rear end

Julie: "Kevin's butt is pure charmin."

by K Joyce October 16, 2009

Chasmin

A beautiful angelic creature with a heart of gold.

You are as wonderful as Chasmin

by Princess 21 March 31, 2009

charming

utterly delightful in every aspect; of or consisting of charm; a word quite often thought of as being in reference to the past, but there it shall no longer stay.

kevin: what's the weather like outside?
lindsay: rather charming, really. we should go take pictures, or conquest.

by l in dai sy April 5, 2009

charmin touch

Anyone who has the knack for working on any project and making it turn out like crap.

Those strategic planners certainly have the Charmin Touch

by Jim Schwartz January 18, 2005

Charmin slip

When you have a nasty wiping job, and your finger breaks through the toilet paper, and you get shit on your hand.

Damn, I had a nasty wiper, and my finger busted through the toilet paper. I hate when I have a

Charmin Slip! Wish I'd used a baby wipe!

by Naomi Girl April 29, 2014

Charmin Ultra soft

Being, or becoming soft, very soft, like really really soft. Could easily be mistaken for a bitch, or someone who has recently lost their balls and developed a vagina.

Coach Huck used to be cool, but all of a sudden that dude became Charmin Ultra Soft.

by Someguy2018 July 19, 2018