Chapstick Tube

Someone who has a dick reminiscent of a chapstick tube in size and shape.

My friend Julian has a chapstick tube in his pants.
The only thing he can pleasure is a canary because he's got a chapstick tube.

by Freddy Delahue October 10, 2005

chastined

Canceling on your friends by not answering your phone, calling them back, or even fucking replying to a text.

Stephanie totally chastined me by canceling on our rafting trip.

Thomas chastined me by hitting "ignore" every time we tried to hang out with him.

by sillyCPC July 13, 2010

charst

A salutation of excitement upon seeing or hearing one's friend.

"Charst!" Yelled Johnny, as he spotted Tommy across the way. "What's up?!" Tommy replied.

by Janny Feelgood December 19, 2013

Chapstick Lesbian

A lesbian that is masculine but not butch. She’ll be into sports and wear masculine clothes like flannel and graphic tees and a suit to formal things. She’ll probably have her hair long but either nothing is done to it or it’s tied up. She might wear makeup like concealer for reasons and maybe a bit more for formal occasions

Logan: Hey, is Lorreli gay?

Sarah: Yeah, she’s a chapstick lesbian

by dO I LOOK- March 18, 2021

chapstick emergency

1. Any circumstances whereby one has not made the necessary ChapStick preparations and finds oneself without an adequate supply.
2. Any situation which impedes the process or progress of applying ChapStick.

"Man, I can't believe I'm halfway through this movie, all alone in a dark theater with a bucket of salty popcorn, and no ChapStick! This is a ChapStick Emergency!"

"I have lotion on my fingers and can't get the tube open. This is a ChapStick Emergency!"

by sarahmcow January 15, 2010

chaesttalgi

The no.1 nako stan,one of my fave moots. If you say you are a huge nako stan,🤭🤣 your lying!!

PersonA:I’m nakos no.1 fan
PersonB:Lies its Chaesttalgi

by San was taken December 22, 2020

chastity beard

A beard which girls find unattractive that a man grows when his girlfriend, who normally would make him shave, goes away for a long time. The beard repels other girls and thus ensures the man’s chastity.

Jake: What's that disgusting thing on your face?
James: That's just my chastity beard.
Jake: Oh right, your girlfriend is on vacation.

by Hopeyouguessmyname May 21, 2010