Candad

The real name for Brazil. Commonly used by the highest intellectuals.

"Man, I want to go to Candad!"

by efesf June 15, 2019

Chandler Riggs

15 year old actor from a small town in Georgia who made it to the big times when he landed the role of Carl Grimes on AMC's The Walking Dead when he was ten. Although he looks like a total baller, he tends to stay up until three in the morning playing League of Legends over webcam and posts in on YouTube. He's currently dating Arizonian-moved-California model and actress, Hana Hayes, who gets an excessive amount of hate from his 'fans' since he asked her out in San Francisco on April 1st, April Fools Day. He's generally friendly and kind to his devoted followers, but step out of line or make an uncalled for comment and he becomes the sass master and his fans (most of them 12-13 y/o girls who use racial slurs and vulgar language) come swarming in like vultures and make you wish you were never born. You either love him or you've never heard of him.

ie. 1

Fan: Do you know who Chandler Riggs is?

Random Person: Who?

Fan: From The Walking Dead. He plays Carl.

Random Person: OH! The little boy in the hat. Stay in the house! LOL!!!11

Ie. 2

Fan: Do you know who Chandler Riggs is?

Another Fan: OMG YAAAASS I have a fan account!

Fan: Me too!

Another Fan: Lets exchange users... Wait, did we just become best friends??

Fan: Um I think so.

by kittenmittens January 27, 2015

chandler bing

The best character on the show Friends. often likes to make jokes not all of them are funny. He struggles with relationships until he finds his love monica gellar. another popular character on that show.

also played by super hot actor Matthew Perry

Chandler bing: Could this example BE any better?
Me: nope

by ellellellellellis September 5, 2009

whos candice?

A joke that dumbass's fall for

Myra:Whos candice?
Joe: i dont know, whos is she??
Myra: Candice dick fit in yo mouf BBBBIIIIITTTCCCCHHHH

by bzk_001 June 7, 2021

The Candace Owens effect

A member of a marginalized community saying that the community isn't marginalized and/or deserve to be marginalized for personal gain

Person 1: Queers aren't oppressed, I have a gay friend who said they weren't
Person 2: that's just The Candace Owens effect

by Meckma October 6, 2021

Chandlerism

A swift moving, hard-boiled style of writing, generally seen from the morally upright, wise-cracking characters of novelist Raymond Chandler, most notably in the form of Philip Marlowe.

"From 30 feet away, she looked like a lotta class. From ten feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away." - Chandlerism spoken by Philip Marlowe

"He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food."

by darth_california September 20, 2009

Candad

Candad is a country located in 14 Middle East America. This country is a UN member but the UN says it says it's not.
It is also located in the region of Brazil and exclave of Costa Rica. Candad largest city is Skeppy. It has the largest area and is populated with 720k people. The president of the country is called Zak. That largest city is also the capital. The landmark is the statue of 14.

Hey guys, I went to Candad for vacation!

by Junglebeek June 24, 2019