Calzone

A Calzone, or Calzoning, is the ultimate violent act with steps inspired by actual the food, a calzone. It involves hiring somebody to rape the victim (cheese), squeezing the juices some of their organs all over them while theyre alive (tomato sauce), then chopping them and their family up (meatballs, pepporoni, etc.), and then deep frying the entire mess.

1. Riley is so damn annoying, I'm about ready to Calzone him!
2. Person 1: Yo, i just murdered a gang leader last night dawg.
Person 2: Really? I Calzoned a man for mowing my lawn too short.
Person 1: That's whack whitey!

by 4 guys 1 computer August 7, 2010

Chillzone

Someone or something that is chill and calm.
Mostly someone that is chill, but could refer to a whole group or setting.

"Hey man let me text him he is chillzone"

by S-Town July 4, 2009

Challoner

Also defined as dirty rat bastard

Challoner - A term to be used to describe a nobody of a man. Can be easily identified by a loud grunting noise.
Very easy to locate just follow the tongue from Mods bum and you will find a small fat lump that hobbles about

by Brisko November 22, 2019

filthy calzone

When you and your partner shit in the hand of your hand and begin to jack you off with the shity lubricated hand.

hey Joseph want to go pull off the old filthy calzone and then catch a movie after I her garfield two is pritty good.

by clereance drinkwater July 16, 2006

calzone

A great texturer and modeler, always thinks he sucks but in truth he pwnz j00.

by A cool irc guy June 26, 2003

Chalklined

Chalklined: To fuck while one is on her period and slap the period fluid on her forehead with your dick.

After I relieved Moniqua's pain, I chalklined her.

by Jiraffe September 30, 2007

calzone baby

A calzone baby is the massive shit you take after having calzones for lunch at school.

Bro: Hey Bro how were the calzones today?

Other Bro: pretty damn good but I can feel my calzone baby kicking already

by Slothnads May 17, 2015