Mother of Marcello Iaia. She is a fat whore with a crack addiction. She is to VitaCrack as Jared is to Subway.
by Rootbeer March 15, 2005
Get the Cello's Mommug. Simply translated as "My cello of death", Mon Cello Morte refers to an anal gas leak characterised by a long, deep resonation with a slight rising pitch and garnished with a violent odour. The term initially derives from the uncanny resemblence to the sound of a cello being played slowly and with a single, deep note see Mon Cello. "Mon Cello Morte", however, may only be applied to a gas leak as described above, coupled with an extraordinary smell that invokes the involuntary reaction of vomiting.
"Oh My God! What was that noise?"
"That, my friend was Mon Cello."
"Urgh"
Friend vomits
"Sorry - that, my friend, was Mon Cello Morte"
"Somebody light a match!"
"That, my friend was Mon Cello."
"Urgh"
Friend vomits
"Sorry - that, my friend, was Mon Cello Morte"
"Somebody light a match!"
by Thandroo October 5, 2011
Get the Mon Cello Mortemug. When a cat is cleaning its ass with one back leg high in the air and the movement back and fore makes it look like a front paw is bowing a stringed instrument; that is playing the bum-cello.
by Irregular Shed June 29, 2011
Get the playing the bum-cellomug. by tala November 24, 2003
Get the to play the weird cellomug. Having sexual intercourse with a female, in the doggy style position while rubbing her clitoris and rubbing her breasts.
Can be achieved via vaginal or anal intercourse.
Can be achieved via vaginal or anal intercourse.
To play her like a cello may be achieved by: A man is sitting down and a girl sits down on a man's penis while the man rubs her clitoris and rubs her breasts.
by illenobrac April 25, 2008
Get the play her like a cellomug. by hydorus shui October 4, 2023
Get the cellomug. I might be biased but cello is the best instrument and should get forte always I’m tired of always playing piano
by Raymond gaymond June 2, 2023
Get the Cellomug.