celestial empire

refers to the all-powerful Chinese empire which dominated the world.

The Celestial Empire would annihilate any of its counterparts around the world.

Challenging the Celestial Empire is equivalent with handing your ass over to be raped.

by Superior Middle Kingdomian May 13, 2005

Celestia

Noun: An absolutely fucking sweet kick-ass space simulator that not only contains the solar system, but comes with some extrasolar planets and the ability to create your own stars, solar systems, nebulae, galaxies, and practically any other space object you can think of.
Ideal for world-builders, astronomy enthusiasts and utter nerds.
What's more, it's freeware. Get it from www.shatters.net/celestia.
The latest version is hard to find but worth downloading, as it accurately represents binary stars.

I used Celestia to create my own fictional universe.

by NoXion March 26, 2005

Celestine

A wonderful person
Very attractive and clever
Medium large brown hair and green-brown eyes
Just wonderful

Ohh wow this is very Celestine

Ohh look at her she looks like a Celestine

by Cele123456 January 2, 2017

Celestial Taro

Celestial taro is a colloquialism in the region of Katoomba .It refers to mentally unwell faux psychic females who believe ,sadly due the long term cerebral effects of morbid obesity and self imposed isolation clouding the neural pathways of their brain,that ANGELS are talking to them and instructing them to avoid persons supposedly inhabited by Satan.
The unfortunate persons believed to be inhabited by Satan are in reality just much more interesting ,evolved and intelligent people than the infected faux psychic, thus creating an uncomfortable scenario for the normal citizen.....celestial taros can be found easily for they exhibit knome statues and possess dream catchers,wind chimes and all manner of spiritual kitsch.avoid at all costs!

" that celestial taro appears to have purchased a new crate of garden knomes and fairy lights to illuminate her otherwise man less and pathetic existence.how nice."

by Smuggoth June 24, 2012

cleating

The act of eating so clean that even the extra vowels and consonants have been shredded from existence.

Man, he's been cleating for months now, he must really want to get shredded for Stereo.

by Stayfresh January 11, 2015

celestial nut

When a man ejaculates so hard they pass out and experience cosmic enlightenment

After I had a Celestial Nut, I saw a whole different way of living.

by YuhWeOutHere January 2, 2018

Celestial Virgin

Michael

Michael: “I’m a celestial virgin”

by m0nnie98 February 8, 2022