Kodiak in the cave

The last loud fart right before you need to leave the room to drop a deuce.

Bob: Dude, I think you just shit your pants
Dan: Nope, that was the Kodiak in the cave, and he is growling to get out.

by Dannnn August 27, 2007

bats in the cave

Bits of cocaine stuck to one's nose hairs.

Dude, I gotta check the mirror for bats in the cave before we go to the club.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003

man in the cave

the result of pulling back the foreskin on an uncircumsized penis

As I pulled down my britches, Sally shreiked in horror as the man in the cave emerged from the abyss.

by Samuel-K February 28, 2007

Bat in the cave

When a man forgets to do up his zipper

Mojo thought he had his 'Bat in the cave' until Nikki pointed out that his bat was about to fly out

by Laaa July 19, 2007

mak'in-a-cave

takeing a long turd and poking a hole through it and then twisting it on your penis

Alex was mak'in-a-cave in kimmys back room until she came in

by masterPalexG May 28, 2009

Bat in the cave

When u gotta poop and you feel it coming out and have to rush to the toilet to release the beast! LOL!

I give this definition credit to my good PAL kelly h.
"Kelly has a Bat in the Cave and needs to get it out fast before it flies out" lol, i dunno!

by B-Dizzle November 1, 2004

Hiding in a cave, Fighting off STD's

The act of doing something other than what you're supposed to be doing. Thus making your team, co-workers, or whatever you are working with fail miserably. Causing the only person doing there work/job well great stress.

Worker1: hey guy's lets get this printer working again.
Worker2: I spilled coffee on my lap this hurts like hell!
Worker3: (Worker isnt even at work today)
Worker1: You guys are even worse than a retard Hiding in a cave, fighting off STD's

by CodyYoung June 21, 2010