To have a penis that when not hard, is the size and general appearance of a cashew nut dangling between your legs.
by Ray Babycakes July 18, 2006

When a female sexual partner excretes feaces onto a male partner's testicles then proceeds to nibble on the area.
"Shazza gave me the nicest chocolate coated cashew last night".
"Suck on my chocolate coated cashew".
"Suck on my chocolate coated cashew".
by Ken Leee March 8, 2009

Josh:I did the Cashew Crunch Kick on Stacy and she had no idea it was cumming.
Katrina:That's sweet dude!
Katrina:That's sweet dude!
by KetchupSunshine November 9, 2010

by bigdaddyyourmom October 12, 2020

by shawmariemal February 2, 2022

A cisgender, heterosexual male. Comes from the shortened term "cishet" often auto-correcting to "cashew".
Friend 1: Which bar should we go to tonight?
Friend 2: Not the one down the road, there's too many cashews there.
Friend 2: Not the one down the road, there's too many cashews there.
by lilcatlover March 23, 2022

1 new textmessage
Jeremy: UGHH, Ben is sooooo hot, but i think hes not into boyyyssss
Alex: Yah hes such a cashew
Jeremy: A WHAT
Alex: adkjhasafhff OMG AUTOCORRECt
Alex: a cishet XD
Jeremy: sahadkf
Jeremy: UGHH, Ben is sooooo hot, but i think hes not into boyyyssss
Alex: Yah hes such a cashew
Jeremy: A WHAT
Alex: adkjhasafhff OMG AUTOCORRECt
Alex: a cishet XD
Jeremy: sahadkf
by MellyShelly June 7, 2020
