Carlet

Has the best scrumptious juicy delicious Ass. She also a bad bitch so don’t mess with her. Watch out she steals any mans she sees. Nicknames for her; Thickums

Carlet lookin thick as she should

by Steal yo mans June 29, 2020

Careless

Not giving a single fuck about anyone else’s opinion and living life with no boundaries bc yolo

Care less and be careless!

by Carelys September 30, 2018

Comcast Cable

- a cable "service" that sends people to fix the problem by pretending they are checking the frequency on your dvr, then unplugging it and plugging it back in again, which you could have done yourself, then proceeding to charge you 28$ for it.

-begins in a semi-functional state, then deteriorates overtime.

-representatives are trained to be extremely polite, in order to make up for lack of effective service.

-leading cause of homocide.

bill came home in a great mood, turned on Comcast Cable and tried to watch the same program on his DVR 20 times last week, he is currently incarcerated for firebombing several Comcast enemy bases, and raping executives in the parking lot.

by casperthedopestghostintown February 13, 2010

cable gnomes

The creatures that come out at night and hopelessly tangle cables up thet were in order the previous day.

Goddamn it! I just set up the my computer yesterday, and look. It looks like the cable gnomes got to them last night.

by mrobert January 13, 2007

lay some cable

To produce solid waste,often used to amuse workmates,or as an excuse when you are going for a number 3.

Out the way lads,Im going to strech my hoop and lay some cable

by chris ord August 31, 2006

laying cable

A really nice long thin shit... something that will reach around the s-bend - something to be proud of.

"The phone - for you..."
"Gimme a second - I'm laying cable!"

by Tim December 24, 2003

carbeque

An automobile or light truck fully engulfed in flames.

Carbeques are usually held on the shoulder of the freeway during rush hour.

by Bill Owen July 26, 2006