Noun. A rather good looking piece of ass. Ass that is nice to look at. Ass that is perfect in every way that attract the eye of the public. Like eye candy, except focused on the ass, opposed to the whole good looking person.
by r.a.g August 25, 2007
Get the ass candymug. by FriendsFan2006 June 20, 2009
Get the ass candymug. by pecial August 16, 2006
Get the ass candymug. 1) My hemorrhoids are flaring up; I need a piece of ass candy to get some relief.
2) I'm constipated; I need a piece of ass candy to get me moving.
2) I'm constipated; I need a piece of ass candy to get me moving.
by Genuine Nerd June 12, 2008
Get the ass candymug. A Dutch hard or soft candy, or lollipop that at first appears and tastes sweet, but evolves into something truly disgusting and terrifying. Found at most Dutch candy stores, as well as at select restaurants disguised as after dinner mints or sweets.
by Yaotai August 26, 2009
Get the Ass Candymug. by Bananny June 10, 2009
Get the ass candymug. (noun) Someone with a colossal rear-end
who talks like a valley girl, walks as if she has a pole shoved up her ass, has horse teeth and gallops to work in an Audi which she pays $369/mo for. Also, only dates wealthy men so they can buy her designer hay for her horse mouth and 14K Gucci gold hoofs!
who talks like a valley girl, walks as if she has a pole shoved up her ass, has horse teeth and gallops to work in an Audi which she pays $369/mo for. Also, only dates wealthy men so they can buy her designer hay for her horse mouth and 14K Gucci gold hoofs!
Hey Cletus, Did you see that slope use his martial arts technique on CandyAss? I've never seen a horse go flying so fast through the windshield of a brand new Silver Audi like that before. She had a lot of nerve parking in the EXCLUSIVE GCC row!!
by sweetpea April 8, 2004
Get the Candy Ass (aka Horse Teeth and Mr. Ed)mug.