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this is the most fucked up cookie Cunt fucker I’ve ever fucking met. this motherfucker doesn’t fuck around and crushes cookies for a fucking living. cookie As in pussies bro cookies are pussies. he will cheat on you with another girl. fucking cunt ass bitch
this is the most fucked up cookie Cunt fucker I’ve ever fucking met. this motherfucker doesn’t fuck around and crushes cookies for a fucking living. cookie As in pussies bro cookies are pussies. he will cheat on you with another girl. fucking cunt ass bitch
“ew look at that guy he looks like such a fucking Calum”
“oh yeah. i wouldn’t go near that guy. looks like he gets no pussy”
“oh yeah. i wouldn’t go near that guy. looks like he gets no pussy”
by iknowyourtruth February 3, 2024
Get the calum mug.a masculine/ male person who you will meet in your grade 7 class and slowly fall in love with. you will be seated with him in many classes and start to get closer. soon enough everyone will be saying things like oh their secretly dating oh they like each other and all of a sudden your in deep. a Calum is a person that you could never see coming in your life but as soon as they do you can’t imagine life without them. A Calum is also very honest. He tells you exactly how he feels when he feels it and even if it’s something that may upset you he says it in a way that can make you feel less bad about it. In conclusion if you meet or have already met a Calum keep him, even if you don’t see it now he MAY just become one of the most important people in your entire life
by justadelulugirlwithouta_solulu December 28, 2025
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a sensation and bodacious man in aesthetically pleasing outfits, who plays the fucking bass and radiants big dick energy.
by donttestmeiampunkrock July 31, 2018
Get the calum hood mug.Calum Hood is in a band called 5 seconds of summer. He's so cute like a little puppy but then .4 seconds later he turns into this sexy little shit. He's so sexy he's just a ball of australian sex. He occasionally slaps the bass but I think he really means ass. He plays soccer too which is also really sexy. He has really nice lips that make you vomit. He glued a Cincinnati Reds snapback to his head. He's the only person on this planet who still looks hot while wearing an Adventure Time watch. He also thinks he's this rapper named Cash Money and he ships himself with Chris Brown.
Random: Have you heard of Calum Hood?
Me: Oh you mean Cash Money? Yea, he's in this australian band and he's so sexy.
Me: Oh you mean Cash Money? Yea, he's in this australian band and he's so sexy.
by the whale's vagina June 15, 2013
Get the Calum Hood mug.The most unappreciated member of 5SOS. He's the bassist in the band- and the one who writes the most songs but isn't given enough credit. Probably the most logical and most intelligent person of the four-piece. Has ethereal melanin and needs to be protected at all costs. Isn't treated with respect and is mostly ignored, but loves the fans immensely no matter what. Likes to make people laugh and is all around a genuinely great person to be around.
by saudadeskies July 17, 2016
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by HallidayJ1964 September 15, 2019
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used as means to refer to terrificly bad WiFi connections, even airplane mode doesn't do it like this
used as means to refer to terrificly bad WiFi connections, even airplane mode doesn't do it like this
"oh no I got kicked out of my zoom class again, my wifi pulled a CALUM HOOD"
"omg same, for the 5th time today"
"omg same, for the 5th time today"
by dabodacious February 12, 2021
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