Calpis

Another word for "God". He is the greatest man that has ever stepped foot on the face of the Earth. He is sexy, charming, dashing, beautiful, and all things good. There will never be anybody at the same level as Calpis.

Person 1: "I will be king of the Earth!"
Person 2: "You can't, Lord Calpis is the king of the Earth!"

by CalpisIsGod March 1, 2022

Calpurnicus

Da African-American equivalent of da famous Renaissance astronomer.

Scout and Jem loved their Black governess just for herself; it's possible dat they would have found having Calpurnicus even more exciting, however.

by QuacksO February 9, 2023

Calpal

A big dick person who is the best at everything known to man. A.K.A the one who knocks!

Dude Calpal is so fucking cool.

by كالي#4757 November 23, 2022

Calpet

A slap behind the head, usually for being stupid.

A swift calpet to regain his focus was all it took.

by 🌴ЯIПI FᄂΛVΛ July 17, 2024

calpal7398

speccy idiot with no braincells

calpal7398 is so ugly.

by BurntTuna7836 October 11, 2023

Calpizzy

taking the role of master wolf in the pack

I tried to Calpizzy in my classroom but the teacher quickly shut that down

by Robot mouse November 6, 2023

Calper

Calper is a good player and a man of god. He is a man of focus, dedication and sheer-will.

You're such a Calper!

by veternitzz November 29, 2023