Seville Calculator

This is an amazing invention thought up by celtic fans with an iq of single figures( which includes most celtic fans)

celtic reached the uefa cup final where the took 30 thousand fans over with them, but with this amazing invention it took the total figure to 50 millions fans

oh and btw dont be fooled by the claim that there were no arrests made in seville when celtic fans were in attendance,

they stabbed a poor inocent man all because they got beat 3-2 by the better team

celtic then boo'd the winning team of the final, Fc Porto

celtic fans can now be heard saying they took 50 million fans to seville

"we took 50 million tae suvvil" Seville Calculator

by hatchet__ July 2, 2006

San Francisco Calculator

An act that involves a gay man sticking a dollar-store calculator into another man's anus.

Abe: I was shitting pancakes after you gave me that San Francisco Calculator, Blake.

Blake: If you don't stop complaining, I'll have to use a TI-83 next time.

by schaferhor September 1, 2009

cellular reflex

The instant reaction to produce a cell phone to check messages or calls, even when we know that we've not received any (or checking for cell reception in the event of not receiving calls or texts). Usually occurs when we see others texting or talking on theirs. Largely generated by insecurity. Not to be confused with the biological phenomenon.

Guy 1 receives a text.
Guy 2 immediately checks his phone
Guy 1 - "Man, put that damn phone away! No-one is calling or texting you - you've got a bad case of cellular reflex."

by innesa September 3, 2010

asian calculator

Any Asian who is good at math.

Girl 1: Damn, the whole class failed the Calculus test except one person.
Girl 2: I thought your teacher said there would be a curve?
Girl 1: Oh.. He did, but that asian calculator threw it off.

by Sue Kmai Wang January 14, 2006

Calculator Boy

A kid who plays with his calculator all day.He would show off his calculator then diss you cause his is better then yours.

"Look at them Calculator Boys over there"
"I wish I had a Calculator like them Calculator Boys"

by Richard Kenobi July 26, 2005

cellularphoniqua

a ghetto name from the hood

back people (ladies) cellularphoniqua ate the icecream

by hana is isis February 22, 2017

Cellular Reflex

When you immediately press the first option you see on a pop-up on your cellphone.

Person - "Oh cool, I would like to save this message as I took a long time to write it and can use it again later"
Phone - Save to Drafts?
Person - *No* (Cellular Reflex)
Person - "Oh shi-"

by AkLeMo April 8, 2010