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An act that involves a gay man sticking a dollar-store calculator into another man's anus.
Abe: I was shitting pancakes after you gave me that San Francisco Calculator, Blake.

Blake: If you don't stop complaining, I'll have to use a TI-83 next time.
by schaferhor September 01, 2009
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