Call me Asparagus

Words spoken by DJ Khalid to mean that you're specifically hungry for asparagus that day

DJ Khalid: Call me asparagus
You: All alright let me get some asparagus for you.

by FunniManHeHeHeHa September 27, 2023

call me by your name

If sb says "call me by your name" after u asked them what their name is they want either get fucked or/ and are nb but unouted so their name what they use ist their deadname and u shouldnt use it:)

XY: whats your name

U: call me by your name

XY: so u want me to rail u and while that i should call you by my name?

U: yes pls

by Lesbian which likes male affec June 12, 2021

call me soup

A reply in the negative sense, ie "No". Often used in response to an question devised to elicit a negative reply.

"You want to go jump off that steep cliff?", "You can call me soup".

by Bob O'Young January 29, 2003

Call me by your name

A movie that inspired the iconic song by Lil Nas X: "Montero (Call Me By Your Name)".

Call me by your name is a great movie and montero is a great song 😍😍😍

by Stream montero February 5, 2022

call me someday

something a guy sez to a girl if he doesn't really want to do anything with her except fuck her and even then she has to make the first move so that he knows up front she's a sure thing

she:"Can I see you again?"

he:"Yeah,call me someday"

by Jake April 26, 2004

Call me Phishmail

The opening line of a disarmingly transparent effort to get your SSN, passwords and credit card number.

Never read Moby Dick? Then call me Phishmail. Impress your friends 'cause absolutely free I'll give you my lightning tutorial on Melville's massive classic. Just click here.

by Monkey's Dad January 19, 2020

Call me Ronald

when you have been born with an extra ordinary juicy huge black testicle and when you rub your eyebrows you have telekinesis powers so you can read every persons mind
* Meets a random person *

* Rub your eyebrows *

* Knows everything about the person *

Random Person : How do you know all that !? we just met

" Call me Ronald..... "

Someone : How you did this
Me : Call me Ronald

by Fatneek123KSI June 21, 2021