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Gently Caress

A slang/synonym for "fuck". Typically used by Forum Goons on SomethingAwful. Replaces any usage of the word.
1. I gently caressing can't stand lemons.

2. What the gently caress is going on here?

3. Needless to say, we gently caressed all night.
by flumpis December 24, 2008
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Caressa

One of the most amazing people in the world. Will do anything for the ones she loves. Veryy cute and amazingly beautiful. Skilled at anything she tries.
Im so perfect you can call me Caressa.
by Mr Right and Perfect Boyfriend January 30, 2017
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Egg and Cress

A haircut defined by a close crop on the sides with hair kept longer on the top, resembling someone growing cress in an egg. AKA a high and tight.
Oh hey, Scott, I see you’ve had an egg and cress.

Fuck you. Go and play on your gameboy.
by Sp456 February 13, 2019
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Crescent Fresh

Angry man say dangity-dang
He go to the park to hangity-hang, but
He's not CRESCENT FRESH!
His whole life's a mess!
Angry dude with many tattoos
He's living his life so crudity-rude, and
He's not CRESCENT FRESH!
His short life's a mess!
Nice-ity guy goes flying a kite
and nice-ity girl, she like-ity likes him, and
They're so CRESCENT FRESH!
Super cres at best!
Hippity dude likes hackity-sack,
Don't eat-a the meat, or smoke-a the crack, and
He's so CRESCENT FRESH!
Super cres at best!
by Shannon December 16, 2002
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who cares

why is the sky blue?
who cares
by jack wood January 2, 2005
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nobody cares

-the most annoying thing anyone can say to you
-what your ex-best friend said just to "look cool" around her/his other "more important" friends
-probably the worst thing to say to someone battling depression (even if you didn't know they had it)
-the reason I don't like you
-the words that made you cry for 2 hours when your crush said it
-the reason I don't talk to you anymore
-the reason I don't tell people how I feel
girl: *tells him something that happened that day*
guy: *slowly* nobody cares. (laughs w/ buddies)
girl later that night: *cries herself to sleep*
by #bossassbitch June 2, 2014
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crescent fresh

Being exceptionally cool, something so spectacular that the mind loses the ability to make sense
Did you see that new car, it was so crescent fresh!
by aslam ali October 23, 2003
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