An American aboriginal person who spends most of their time being drunk and committing crimes. Usually a result of negligent parenting, self-perpetuated poverty and a general disregard for normal societal values (a.k.a. “The White Man’s Fault”). They are most often raised wild on Cthug Farms, but city-raised Cthugs are becoming increasingly common.
Destiny: Hey I heard your cousin’s in jail again.
Jade: Ya, the cops busted him driving a stolen SUV without a license, and he was drunk.
Destiny: Damn that’s like the third time this year already.
Jade: IKR? He’s such a Cthug! But that’s what you get when your momma’s always drunk and your dad says he’ll be right back and then skips town.
Destiny: You crazy sister? It’s the White Man’s fault!!
Jade: Ya ur right. Let’s go get a flat of Colt 45 and a 2-6.
Destiny: Can we hit the drugstore and get a pregnancy test too?
Jade: Again??? Those things are so damn expensive!
Destiny: Ya ur right. Fuck it! It’s a Tuesday afternoon, let’s party!!
Jade: Ya, the cops busted him driving a stolen SUV without a license, and he was drunk.
Destiny: Damn that’s like the third time this year already.
Jade: IKR? He’s such a Cthug! But that’s what you get when your momma’s always drunk and your dad says he’ll be right back and then skips town.
Destiny: You crazy sister? It’s the White Man’s fault!!
Jade: Ya ur right. Let’s go get a flat of Colt 45 and a 2-6.
Destiny: Can we hit the drugstore and get a pregnancy test too?
Jade: Again??? Those things are so damn expensive!
Destiny: Ya ur right. Fuck it! It’s a Tuesday afternoon, let’s party!!
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To have an octopus or any other betentacled sea-nasty latch onto your face, usually with the more gribbly of appendages dangling down from the chin.
by CthulhuRisen May 14, 2011
Get the Cthulhu'd mug.Cthulys are often seen amongst narwhals, as they travel in packs called, Cthuli. They speak fluent Meh (the native language of the sea). They enjoy feeding on cat fur, and human flesh, especially from people specifically named Ben. They look like a cross between a unicorn, and a rat. They are abut the size of a human esophagus. They also like listening to heavy metal music.
Person 1: "Hey man! You won't believe what I just saw!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "A Cthuly eat a guy named Ben, while speaking to his family in Meh, all while listening to heavy metal! Can you believe that?"
Person 2: "Woah! That's unbelievable!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "A Cthuly eat a guy named Ben, while speaking to his family in Meh, all while listening to heavy metal! Can you believe that?"
Person 2: "Woah! That's unbelievable!"
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