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Cthug

An American aboriginal person who spends most of their time being drunk and committing crimes. Usually a result of negligent parenting, self-perpetuated poverty and a general disregard for normal societal values (a.k.a. “The White Man’s Fault”). They are most often raised wild on Cthug Farms, but city-raised Cthugs are becoming increasingly common.
Destiny: Hey I heard your cousin’s in jail again.

Jade: Ya, the cops busted him driving a stolen SUV without a license, and he was drunk.

Destiny: Damn that’s like the third time this year already.

Jade: IKR? He’s such a Cthug! But that’s what you get when your momma’s always drunk and your dad says he’ll be right back and then skips town.

Destiny: You crazy sister? It’s the White Man’s fault!!

Jade: Ya ur right. Let’s go get a flat of Colt 45 and a 2-6.

Destiny: Can we hit the drugstore and get a pregnancy test too?

Jade: Again??? Those things are so damn expensive!

Destiny: Ya ur right. Fuck it! It’s a Tuesday afternoon, let’s party!!
by WalkingEagle June 7, 2019
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CTHATDTMVC

Cunt That Has A Tiny Dick That Makes Vaginas Cry
"Yo did you hear about that girl Ben got with last night?"

"Yea i heard it was a fat chick...well i mean he is a CTHATDTMVC"
by yankeesrock111 April 17, 2010
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Cthulhu'd

To have an octopus or any other betentacled sea-nasty latch onto your face, usually with the more gribbly of appendages dangling down from the chin.
Holy Yath n'Gai, Batman! Steve just got Cthulhu'd!
by CthulhuRisen May 14, 2011
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Cthuly

Cthulys are often seen amongst narwhals, as they travel in packs called, Cthuli. They speak fluent Meh (the native language of the sea). They enjoy feeding on cat fur, and human flesh, especially from people specifically named Ben. They look like a cross between a unicorn, and a rat. They are abut the size of a human esophagus. They also like listening to heavy metal music.
Person 1: "Hey man! You won't believe what I just saw!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "A Cthuly eat a guy named Ben, while speaking to his family in Meh, all while listening to heavy metal! Can you believe that?"
Person 2: "Woah! That's unbelievable!"
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Our lord and savior Cthulhu

All praise the lord of the deep Cthulhu.His power is infinite with his many tentacles.All should worship his power.
by M3m3M4ch1n3 June 5, 2018
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Cthulhu

Cthulhu is the great almighty Lord. For he is our saviour and our great master. NLM (no lives matter) was created in service of him
Captain America told us lord Cthulhu will save us. I thought he has gone mad. But he is correct
by Dinotank October 12, 2021
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Cthulhu

Our merciless, great and humble god. Deserves many human sacrifices. The ultimate head giver. Those who oppose the will of Cthulhu will receive dreadful, yet merciful punishments (no head)
Person 1: Cthulhu is giving some really good head rn.

Person 2: Damn, I never sacrificed my foreskin to him; I couldn't get any head

Person 1: L bozo + ratio + carti better
by Keon777777 July 30, 2022
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