crebit

A combination of the words credit and debit - essentially when one action cancels out another - Can apply to excercise cancelling out the damage done by alchohol - Also any other negative activity, like watching crap TV being counterbalanced by reading a quality book - essentially good deeds cancelling out bad ones

Joe asked Dave 'What did you do at the weekend' Dave replied 'on friday night i had a skinful of vodka and shagged that skanky bird from the pub - and then on saturday i went to the gym and cooked a meal for my mum and sister - so the crebit's all good'

by rriikk1 November 29, 2010

Nigger Credit

Some one who does not pay back loans, reimburse people or pay for what he or she said they would. If you do receive payment it is usually late by weeks, even months and is never for the full amount. Payment is usually followed by a sad story that no one gives a shit about.

Paul P: Can you pick up some duct tape at the store?
Me: No.
Paul P: Why not?
Me: Cause you have nigger credit
PaulP: What? How do you figure?
Me: I loaned you money two months ago! You said you would get me a check that week once i gave you the receipt. Instead you decided to not pay me and use the receipt as a tax write off you cheap bitch. Fuck you and everything you stand for.

by Kevin Shores December 17, 2008

Kentucky credit card

A 5 gallon gas can with a siphon hose used to steal gas from someone else's car.

Bring the Kentucky credit card, I need gas.

by DR DISTRUCTO March 30, 2010

Full credit to the boys

A typical, inarticulate response from a rugby player in a television post-match interview, especially in New Zealand.

Q: Well you'll be stoked with that result eh?
A: Oh yeah full credit to the boys, they were outstanding today, we just got the go-forward ball we needed and went from there eh.

by mrfoyster July 30, 2011

Daddy's credit card

What no rich, spoiled, whiny little 13-year-old brat ever goes to the mall without.

Hannah totally got that wannabe Gucci handbag at a thrift store. With Daddy's credit card, might I add.

by Disvan September 26, 2010

oklahoma credit card

A length of hose, tubing, etc... used to siphon gasoline.

Monica sucked on one end of an Oklahoma credit card to start the gas flowing into her can.

by Shuttleworth July 10, 2003

Credit Jumper

You are on a team at work. You have worked your ass off on a project...did all the research, assimilated the material, produced the presentation...etc. Your superior reviews the information, gives you kudos on a job well done. At the final presentation, superior talks about how hard the research was...the time it took to put it together...blah...blah...blah....and does NOT mention your name or effort. Everyone assumes it was her works and she gladly takes 'Full Credit' for the project....a 'Credit Jumper'.....does not even bat an eyelash!

Jane is a stinking Credit Jumper! Didn't even mention her team at the presentation!

by IWFPP February 5, 2010