Eg. "I wanted to talk in private but she told me to say what you have to say right here, right now!" So to me, that was an open contract, so I told her I was not her baby daddy!
by Lexichief May 7, 2018
Get the open contract mug.1. Kool-Aid Maroney said he was gonna split if we didn't get some construda up in this muthafucka!
2. What kind of schrutebag serves second-rate construda during the Super Bowl?
2. What kind of schrutebag serves second-rate construda during the Super Bowl?
by Murderface August 1, 2007
Get the construda mug.con-struc-tive/kənˈstrəktiv bitchicism/biCHcis·sizəm
When a woman has a good point but it still comes of as Nagging !
When a woman has a good point but it still comes of as Nagging !
"Baby you look great, you shure you wanna wear those shoes with that?"
With that woman it's all just constructive bitchicism.
With that woman it's all just constructive bitchicism.
by Chario September 3, 2012
Get the Constructive Bitchicism mug.(N.B: the word conscruption is actually an amalgamation of the words construction and corruption): the infamously and notoriously corrupt construction industry in the Canada's Belle Province, the province of Quebec.
the conscruption industry isn't, IMHO, a problem onto itself. IMHO it's actually our corrupt provincial politicians who let the spiel of the conscruption industry keep unfolding; therefore our some of our politicians in Quebec should also be investigated by The Charbonneau Commission.
by Sexydimma June 27, 2013
Get the conscruption industry mug.A contract weasel is a person in a large sales organization that just sits around the office. He/she will appear busy when the boss is around. But in all actuality they are doing personal business on the company time. The only reason they are sitting there is to catch a call in or a person to walk in to the office. This type of individual is very very common in Military Recruiting offices. Although they are less common in the civilian world. Because their types of actions would get them fired. This person also has close association to the boot weasel. They think they know everything there is to know about sales but they really don't know shit.
Hey Jim who do you have going to MEPS this week? I am sending down Tim...What? you mean that dude I met last week down at the store. Yeah he came in ready to join. What the fuck? You are nothing but a damn contract weasel. Thanks for nothing you jackass now I have to go to Mount Olympus because I am going to roll a zero this month.
by pantyteamaster August 26, 2010
Get the contract weasel mug.Someone who extremely enjoys/likes a lot/ gets off on signing contracts
Generally gets into long term commitments because of the joy that comes from the moment of signature as opposed to proper long term planning.
Negative consequences of the contractaholic are working at jobs that require skills not possessed, or renting apartments to expensive to own, both resulting in premature expulsion and forcing the signing of a new contract
marriage
Generally gets into long term commitments because of the joy that comes from the moment of signature as opposed to proper long term planning.
Negative consequences of the contractaholic are working at jobs that require skills not possessed, or renting apartments to expensive to own, both resulting in premature expulsion and forcing the signing of a new contract
marriage
1. Deena left the dorm for an apartment just cause she loves signing papers, that woman is a contractaholic
2. Now she's getting married, moving into a new home and getting a new phone deal for the 3rd time this month. Talk about contractaholic
2. Now she's getting married, moving into a new home and getting a new phone deal for the 3rd time this month. Talk about contractaholic
by pandaninja May 12, 2011
Get the Contractaholic mug.The business owned by the most famous noncelebrity soundboard prank of all time.
On Youtube there are easily a thousand videos of soundboard calls using Frank, the owner of Duncan Construction.
On Youtube there are easily a thousand videos of soundboard calls using Frank, the owner of Duncan Construction.
by Styxhexenhammer November 28, 2009
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