cunning stunt

An extremely hot girl who is a complete bitch. Most people can figure it out.

"Well, I'd have to say she's a real cunning stunt! The sex was great and the she kicked me out!"

by i am the dauphin January 16, 2004

cunninglus

Oh' So yummy
How to make women orgasm by giving women oral sex (cunninglus) to make her cum or The Art of Eating Pussy. There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy. Pussies come in all different sizes, colors and shapes. Some are tucked inside and some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you. Some are nestled in brushes of fur and others are covered with transparent fuzz. Others are shaved pussies, clean for that deliciously soft and sensual look.

I smothered my face in her hot wet bush and I soon became the cunninglus connoisseur!!

by Gleukuos April 1, 2007

cunningham

When you jizz on someone's shoes, then hide them in the oven. See also shoedini.

Adam: Why are there some sticky sandals in the oven?

Paul: Oh yeah, I totally cunninghamed Julie last night.

by Shoelover696969 August 29, 2009

cunning ham

The act of watching porn on your cellphone while taking a shit and then shooting your load all over the shit before flushing.

"I was watching Dawson's Crack last night and so had to pull a cunning ham."

by abg2011 December 1, 2011

The Cunning Linguist

A codeman for a that can walk the walk and talk the talk with the best of the best. His codeman is usually mistaken for a sexual act or being a person that has sex in his mind but in reality refers to his ability to talk himself out of trouble or talk himself into convincing or fooling the ordinary person. A cunning linguist has a lot of confidence in what he says and does, keeps his word, and cuss someone out when mad. Other traits that define a cunning linguist being a smartass, bragging, and being witty.

He is such a suave talker that the ladies call him The Cunning Linguist.

by The Notorious Robbie G October 28, 2011

Canning

How the poor and homeless make money, by collecting bottles and cans out of garbage cans, especially in places where there are machines that count the cans.

We went canning, got $20 bucks, guess we will eat today.

I just canned $20, let's go get some booze.

by MastervDisguise November 19, 2018

cunningulus

The clinical term for perfoming oral sex on a woman

Whilst engaged in a romatic rendez-vous with Madame Cossette, I proceeded to give her cunningulus until she acheived orgasm.

by saaaaa September 4, 2005