choccy swipe

inserting your own finger into ones anus then running said finger across the top lip of some unfortunate stupid cunt.

keith was talking bollocks so sandra gave him a good swift choccy swipe.

by robbie25 March 23, 2008

Choch

Another word for a jerk or tool. There are many derivitives such as Dinglechoch, Choch McMuffin, Chicken Choch Pie, and Chochbag just to name a few.

Man that Max kid is such a Choch.

by OperationCWAL95 November 6, 2010

Choc Chip Strawberry Smoothie

When a man has anal sex with a woman and then ejaculates in a her vagina during her menstrual cycle.
The combination of fecal matter, semen and blood from the menstrual cycle creates the ultimate Choc Chip Strawberry Smoothie.

Andrew: Hey, what's your favorite smoothie of all time?
Alex: I like strawberry smoothies. Whats yours?
Andrew: It would have to be the CHOC CHIP STRAWBERRY SMOOTHIE

by Stretche July 17, 2016

chocho

A term used in Spain that's slang for vagina. In other words it means pussy. Additionally, it is used in the southern region of Spain, Andalucia, to mean chick. Essentially, it is the counterpart of picha. In Gaditano dialect, the lingo of Caidz, it is pronounced "shosho".

-Me pica el chocho. A lo mejor tengo los piojos púbicos. (crabs).

-¿Que pasa chocho?
-Nada, picha.

-Tengo un chocho electrico

by E Hella August 19, 2006

chocasmic

Orgasm induced by chocolates

The experience was chocasmic.

by Dhana March 28, 2005

Chochle

When somebody gets something for free or as a privilege but still try to nitpick it or expect more.

"Dude why didn't you come with us to Europe trip which was free."
"I was expecting them to take us to USA but they didn't so I stayed"
"Why do you have so many chochle?"

by xecuter198 July 29, 2019

Jockey Choccy

The residual stain in your underwear after either 'skidding' or 'shitting' yourself.

After being out on the booze, James was unable to hold on and prevent the inevitable Jockey Choccy that followed.

by smithpie October 18, 2014