chonk

Jack Shit
w00t

"I can't tell ya chonk"

by Homie G June 19, 2004

chonk

The ultimate penis, fat and of considerable length.

by anon June 14, 2003

Chonk

An individual of large horizontal stature.

Stacey is a bit of a Chonk.

by bigthompson11 June 19, 2019

Chonked

When you're so fucking high you can't even function or even eat a goddamn bowl of raisin Bran to your stupid fucking dome

"I just smoked five blunts to the dome, I'm fuckin chonked right now"

by Dankmeemees March 18, 2020

Chonk

O LORD HE COMIN

He chonk

by Nut in it July 14, 2019

chonk

cherry coke

man fuck chonk
chonk is the best flavor wym

by Master of the Succ October 13, 2019

Chonk

A Chonk is defined as being equivalent to a long long long long. It is disputed how the "long" prefixes affect the size of the Chonk. Some experts argue that a Chonk is equal to 256 bits while others argue it is 4096 bits.
Klaus is to work on a formal treatise to determine its size.

"I hereby define a Chonk as a long long long long"

by Cizzin January 29, 2021