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cavoli riscaldati

A Italian term which literally translates as 'reheated cabbage' ,and is used to describe the attempt to restart a failed relationship. Which will be undoubtedly messy & completely unworkable.
Many people would love to see Brad and Jennifer get back together, but it would be far too messy, a real case of cavoli riscaldati
by Weev July 8, 2009
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chavoid

to chavoid (v), chavoidance (n) or un/chavoidable (adj) -- to use alternate routes and/or transport to avoid chavs.
"Hmm, Zone One to Shoreditch? I don't think you'll be able to chavoid Dalston unless you take a taxi"...or "I had to visit my aunt up north and the train was unchavoidable!"
by SomaliPirate April 15, 2009
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chabouzled

The act of being taken advantage of by a lazy, incompetent French boss.
Steve and Arnold were completely chabouzled by not getting the credit they deserved at Le Cave.
by wiggy517 May 18, 2008
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cavone

used by Italian Americans to describe someone who is disrespectful, has no class or no couth.
"Wadda you a cavone? Watch your mouth in front of the lady."
"Chew your food, you eat like a cavone."
"This place is a mess, you live like a cavone."
by Joey Bona Fortuna February 27, 2008
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Chavology

This refers to the ongoing and privately funded study of the current human subspecies known as "The Chav"

Since late 2002-2003 the chav population has sky rocketed

Nature enthusiast have become increasingly curious as to how this retarded subspecies could have flourished so well dispite lacking basic human brain functions.

This lead to a small group beginning dedicated research into chavs, which became known as "Chavology"
Here are some of the discoveries that Chavology has enabled us to make

1. Chavs have a hierarchy similar to Orks, usually the biggest and most stupidest Chav is the leader.

2. Chavs grow more Chav-like the more time the spend with Chavs

3. Chavs have there own language, this is referred to as "Chavenese" and largely consists of swear words and slang words

4. Chavs seem to have an unhealthy fixation on mothers and will regularly refer to your mother when you attempt to engage in converstation

"ya mam" "I banged ya mam" "thats what ya mam said" are some of the known phrases chavs use.

5. Chav males despite their confident mouthing off are very very self conscious about penis size, and in recent years have taken to sticking one hand down inside their trousers in an effort to try and stimulate growth of their organ.

However due to them doing this act when surrounded by other male chavs (sometimes younger) it has only succeeded in making them look both gay and pedophilic

6. A female chav has some degree of intelligence as they have realized that by breeding early they can milk money from the government instead of getting a low level job which requires more effort.

Thankfully it seems the UK Parliament has discovered this innate breeding/survival technique and is now instigating new population control methods by removing the support chav females receive after a successful breeding cycle
by Manimator July 8, 2010
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chavon

A very beautiful women. She is very kind and loves to have fun.
That bitch is no where near as hot as chavon
by chavon's lover August 8, 2004
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Chabón

Argentinian Slang meaning Dude or Guy. Its origins are obscure, maybe originally it was the vesre version of "boncha", meaning "sloppy guy", "stupid", but since the 80s has this meaning.
Also maybe is a deformation of the mexican word "chavo", meaning "kid".
The female form is "chabona".
Este chabón es recopado (This dude is awesome)
by Samuel Vimes July 24, 2006
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