chastity shorts

Spandex or soffe shorts worn under a dress or skirt to prevent regrettable sexual acts from occurring that evening. The shorts are used to stop a fast drunken decision from being made because when a boy takes off said dress or skirt, he will stumble upon the shorts and it will make the girl think twice about what is happening. The shorts can also be bedazzled with sayings including “STOP!”, “What would my mother say about this?”, and “Do not enter”.

Guy: What are these?
Girl: Oh, these are my chastity shorts…Wow, that just made me think about what is happening right now and now I don’t want to hook up with you anymore. Thank goodness these chastity shorts ruined the moment so I won’t do anything I will regret.

by bedazzler1 August 4, 2009

chastity pelt

The end result of a woman intentionally neglecting to shave her legs before a date in an attempt to make herself behave.

Amanda was unsure of her ability to stay out of James' pants during their date, so she made sure to leave herself a little chastity pelt.

by tjruth April 20, 2006

chastity belt

A belt worn to keep you from getting raped, made from lead and metal, looks kind of like a baby swing at parks. Used in the olden days and still used in some jails.

The king advised the queen to wear a chastity belt, for he was to concerned of thieves.

by nimadude October 28, 2003

chastity whore

a chastity whore is a dumb bitch who can't take a joke. the mega hypocrite of all the hypocrites (hence the name). steer clear of chastity whores

you can't do anything funny nowadays because a chastity whore will get on your case and ruin it.

chastity whores are the worst

by Gary the SNAIL is a SOB January 13, 2021

chastity chest

a female who is extremely prude. she approves of kissing, but does not appreciate physical content, especially the removal of articles of clothing. extreme fear of nakedness around male species.

Bob got on a girl who wouldn't take her shirt off. She is a chastity chest.

by carl steamer March 1, 2004

chastity slave

A bdsm submissive who by order of there dominant (often called a key holder) will only orgasm, masturbate or have sex when allowed by there key holder. They will often wear a chastity cage or belt to ensure compliance

I heard Jessica keeps Louis as chastity Slave apparently he has cum for a year

by Loopylou534 December 7, 2018

Chastity Tits

1. When a girl has breasts so appealing that her vagina is neglected in favor of inter-mammary intercourse.
2. Breasts that a guy finds he can't help but ejaculate between during a titfuck, even if it's supposed to be foreplay.

Thanks to her chastity tits, Leslie didn't lose her virginity until 25 despite being a massive whore.

by shuttlebutt July 3, 2010