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catholic priest

1. pedophile, child raper
2. male member of the Roman Catholic Church hierarchy
Man, I saw this loli walking around outside unattended. Lucky for her I'm not a Catholic Priest.
by filipino phil September 27, 2010
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catholic school

A school that makes you wear uniforms , go to church, and take religion class. 50% white, 47.5% filipino, 2.5% latino.
The cause of approximately 40% of all atheists.
my parents sent me to catholic school as a kid. im an atheist now
by xiuhcoatl666 August 30, 2012
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catholic central high school

a private school located in Troy New York. The student population is dropping in large mass numbers and their rapidly losing money. They will spend money on anything but a better paint job. The tuition is enough money to pay 2 years worth of your apartments rent and the people are as fake as my boob job. If you go and try to talk to someone you will immediately regret it and they will turn on your back ASAP! The school consists of 25% VSCO girls, 35% of people who think their the “shit”, 15% vapers and potheads that ruined our chance to have an upstairs bathroom, 5% mentally deranged students, 2% normal kids, and 18% of locals(people who join trends just to fit in)(like for example: Minecraft, VSCO, and Mariokart). There are some good parts about the school but they are VERY LIMITED. Overall the school is really shitty.
Person 1: What school do u go to?
Person 2: I go to catholic central high school, the trash can of troy.
by comradejefferson September 27, 2019
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Catholic Schoolgirl

A girl in uniform, usually with a short skirt, easily seen panties, pigtails and a button up top.

They are so fucking hot I could burst.
That Catholic Schoolgirl needs to get closer to God. Perhaps my dick will be her diety of choice today.
by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004
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Catholic School Girls

Maybe one of the most fantasized about types of girls ever. These young girls appear to innocent, holy, or wholesome when most are "naughty" or very sexual. Known for their really short plaid skirts. These girls mostly attract older men usually in there 30's or 40's. The most tempting jail bait there is. Its like the girl you want but can't have because you'll go to jail...for a long long time.
Middle Aged Guy: "Aw those catholic school girls, make me wish I was young again."

Freind: "Better stay away you know them girls, are pure jail bait."
by Anunknownperson May 29, 2009
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Catholic roulette

Unprotected sex. Stems from the belief in the Catholic faith that birth control is a sin
John was playing a round of Catholic roulette with that chick by using the pullout.
by Mr. Dak November 7, 2004
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Catholic Jam

The phenomenon that occurs on Sundays directly following a Catholic Church service. Generally police are involved to allow all of the church-goers to leave the church and back up other traffic in the process
Friend 1: Hey what took you so long to get here?
Friend 2: Sorry, I didn't realize it was Sunday and got caught in a major Catholic Jam
by GirlWhoCriedOw November 23, 2009
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