National nonce capture day

A day in which nonces are captured and slaughtered across the UK.

In need air National nonce capture day

by Rio rogers April 21, 2021

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SERENDIPITY FABRICATION CAPTURE

SWAP HE FOR HER and FUCK UP HER NAME not intentionally BUTT his name is ill conceived but it smokes out THE CORRECT DATES.

Oh , know yeah I did see R L GRIMES but that was not her that was HIM from the LA but the thing that is FUNNY as SERENDIPITY FABRICATION CAPTURE made a splash by "hitting her ATITUDE towards the WORLD right on TARGET and because "SHE HAD A H0LE IN HER MATTRESS that ELON REEVE MUSK needed to keep from the world seeing as the following immediately comes out "Grimes Admits To Hacking, Blackmailing Indie Music Blog Hipster Runoff. People usually don't flippantly recount committing federal cybercrime as “my coolest hacker moment,” but that's what musician Claire Boucher, better known as Grimes, just did.Mar 24, 2022 and thus she is R L GRIMES too because 666 C0DE GRIMES tried fabricating when with ELON TEEVE MUSK they were living like PAUPERS and ANAL ALAN turns out to be an ASS because his ASS PEN happens to be wrong about meeting her but HIM instead , "as you might say , "HE ATE THE EATILY without being there by BEING INSTEAD at TAEILY BUTT happily "WHAT A M0VEMENT!!!!

by DEMONSTRATIVE DEMONICS April 19, 2022

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Crapture

The event in which all the toilets of a building are flushed simultaneously, thereby resulting in a mass exodus of waste from the aforementioned building. The waste is then said to descend to the bowels of the sewer system. Similar to rapture for poop.

After 21 May 2011 we decided to go to the apartment and settle for a crapture instead of the rapture.

by nme007 June 22, 2011

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Cock Capturer

A woman with impressive man-slaying skills. Often found lurking the sticky dancefloor of Infernos, scouting for prey. The cock capturer's motto: "Smashing beers, smashing boys, that's how we roll."

Alternative: Gobbler. For those who find "cock capturer" too feminist. Derived from the location Gobbler's Hollow, a fictitious and magical abode where fallacious happenings occur.

"Wow, did you see the mouth on that cock capturer? I bet she'd tongue punch your fart box like you don't even know"

by WILMA March 27, 2015

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