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capture

absorb (an atomic or subatomic particle).
Scientists are working on a new technology to capture neutrons released during nuclear fusion.
by Arminkshipper July 16, 2024
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Simp Capture

The psychological or practical state of expectation to be successful in convincing another person (usually seen as somehow inferior or exploitable) to have a task completed for you, usually by means of charm, coercion, baiting, promising a particular desired reciprocation, or to be able to exercise a particular privilege. It is rarely acknowledged and usually expected to not be seen as morally or ethically inappropriate or unacceptable, and may or may not cause one psychological distress depending on a real or expected outcome of success, the person’s own moral or ethical awareness, social normalization of the action of simp capture, or real or perceived perception of personal ineffectiveness in doing the desired action themselves.
Dude knows the ladies fall all over him and he expects to treat them however he wants or to get whatever he wants from them. He’s simp captured and doesn’t even know it!
by Jamesy801 June 19, 2024
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The Capturing Factory

The Capturing Factory

A content-creation agency which will satisfy your brand’s hunger for growth and success. Known for lacing the clients with undiversified attention (we know you like it too!)

They add value to the brand and can successfully blow your mind with their content creativity!
After constant search for brand solutions and winning content strategies, I finally found The Capturing Factory! Thank God!
by Ashley 16 November 24, 2021
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Lyrical capture

A short film that contains rhyming poetry.
I enjoy watching an inspiring lyrical capture, while sipping on my morning coffee.
by RMD82 December 23, 2018
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National nonce capture day

A day in which nonces are captured and slaughtered across the UK.
In need air National nonce capture day
by Rio rogers April 21, 2021
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cunt capture

" I hit her in the dms, and sent her a dick pic. She sent back a cunt capture."
by CuntRapture April 21, 2019
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Impartial Capturing

Impartial Capturing refers to a political condition in which the ostensible lines of ideological division are not merely blurred or skewed, but disregarded altogether. Most pronounced in the United States, where lobbying groups and political action committees finance candidates and policymakers across the full spectrum, it ensures bipartisan capture and near-total domination of policy. The arbitrary distinctions so often drawn between Republicans and Democrats become little more than stagecraft, designed to perpetuate the illusion of democratic choice while masking the deeper reality of systemic subservience to well-funded interests. Organisations such as AIPAC exemplify this mechanism, distributing influence across both parties to guarantee that their priorities remain unchallenged, irrespective of electoral outcomes. Though its clearest expression is found in America, variants of this phenomenon exist in other nations, where capital similarly transcends ideology to shape consensus, leaving the theatre of politics to obscure a predetermined order imposed by financial power.
In 2024, the U.S. military lobby spent about $151 million, spreading its influence across both parties. Defence contractors and their PACs donated approximately $43.5 million directly to candidates, with Democrats receiving roughly $19 million and Republicans $22.4 million. Lockheed Martin’s PAC split its funds 42% to Democrats and 58% to Republicans, while Raytheon gave 46% to Democrats and 54% to Republicans. This bipartisan distribution ensured industry priorities would be safeguarded regardless of electoral outcomes, a clear example of Impartial Capturing.
by DemocracySold September 3, 2025
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