Canada

The country upstairs where not everybody hates you.

You're my boy America, you're my best friend and I mean it. Love Canada.

by Clarence_Carter January 15, 2006

Canada

The country i am moving to when Bush finally brings back the draft.

"HOLY CRAP! Satan is president and he wants to send me to die in a foreign desert. Wait a minute, i've got an idea. "Oh Canada..."

by spider jerusalem May 29, 2005

canada

The mysterious blank space at the top of American maps where snowstorms, cold fronts, maple syrup, hockey players and comedians come from.

"What state is Canada in?" (Nurse, San Antonio, Texas, October 2005)

by Eugene206 August 25, 2006

Canada

A fake country created by a lizard man named Justin Trudeau.

Person 1: “Man I could never live in Canada, it’s too cold there.”

Person 2: “Why are you talking about this fictional place? Are you ok?”

by myleg! April 29, 2018

Canada

Aside from being a country (obviously) and America's hat, Canada is a character from the anime Hetalia. He has a pet polar bear that he can't remember the name of. (Its name is Kumajiro.) Everyone either confuses him for America, can't see him, or doesn't know who he is.

Kumajiro: Who are you?
Canada: I'm Canada.

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England: Hey, America, about those war plans...
Canada: Um, sorry, but I'm not America.

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Canada: *running into a G8 meeting* Sorry I'm late!
Japan: Oh, it's fine. We've...all been waiting for you...
Everyone: Who is this guy?

by Amane Misa March 12, 2011

canada

A Canadian in the U.S invented Basketball.

"Dr. Neismith, how do we get the ball out of the peach basket?"

by Don August 10, 2004

Canada

They best country in the world, and unfortunately stereotyped. We don't live in igloos, ride polar bears, or end every sentence with "eh". The people here are the awesomest you'll ever meet.
And it doesn't snow 24/7... although it does snow quite a bit. The snow is awesome for skiing, snowboarding, etc. in the Rockies. We're a diverse country, with people from everywhere. And proud of it. Hockey is pretty important to us, but we're not obsessed.

I ♥ CANADA!

by canada♥er January 14, 2011