C.R.A.F.T.

Acronym: Can't Remember A Fucking Thing

State of being exemplified by the avid partier.

You're such a craft.

by Mango May 11, 2004

C.R.I.M.E.

(n) noun: Anachronism for an elite group of PWNers.

Meaning: Citizens Ragging on Incompetent Morrons for Entertainment
on and for are lower case cause they are T3h suck.

Origin of werd: Antietam PA

Werd master: Eskimoe

Guy 1: My friends and I are a bunch of C.R.I.M.E.
Guy 2: WTF?
Guy 1: Citizens Ragging on Incompetent Morrons for Entertainment! :P
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: We PWN all and make them feel bad.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 3: I gots me some bacon.

by Eskimoe (a.k.a. Babbitt) June 19, 2007

C.R.U.M.P.

Acronym: Careless Rarely Useful Meaningless Person.

If you have a project that really needs to be completed successfully and quickly - the one guy you really DON'T want on the job is a C.R.U.M.P.

Boss: "Hey Stuie what the fuck's happened to this job? It was looking good, on time and on budget - now it's all gone to shit"!
Manager: "Sorry but it wasn't my idea to put T***y in charge. Everyone knows he's a proper C.R.U.M.P."

by VRnomore April 27, 2010

C.R.A.F.T

Cant Remember A Fucking Thing

A group or gathering of people who wish to consume alcohol to another level.

"went out on friday, became o member of the craft society!"

by Dan November 17, 2003

C.R.S

chinese restaurant syndrome; caused after eating at a chinese restaurant

Kevin: man i feel sick shit
Austin: that fucking asian restaurant last night, u got C.R.S

by wants it June 13, 2008

c.r.s

cant remember shit

i suffer from c.r.s.

by assclownz December 11, 2003

C.R.E.A.M.

Having lots of cash

Dont worry about the fee at the door tonight man, I just got paid so i got C.R.E.A.M. (derived from a Wu-tang song, Cash.Rules.Everything.Around.Me.)

by Chris May 28, 2003