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Butterscotch jellybean

by Twinytwanetwain October 12, 2014
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Saucy Butterpants

A true Italian man beast with at least six illegitimate children. He likes all women, some men, and the occasional animal. He is known for his expressions and loud noises, often of the hilarious variety. He plays drums in marching band, but still impregnates at least 4 girls a weekend, then encourages most of them to get abortions.
"Hey Saucy Butterpants want to go to a movie this Friday night?"
"I would like to but I have to work to provide child support for my many kids. Also, I have to fashion a tool used for abortions from a clothes hanger."
by Ginger Gawd August 19, 2008
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butterall

Similar to butterface, butterbutt and butterboobs, but when there just isn't anything in a girl's body that looks right. This is generally tied to guys who date fugly chicks because they are blinded with optimism, otherwise known as liberal vision, who think they are beautiful just because their personalities are cool.
-So, did you like my new girlfriend, Betty? We met online.
-Yeah, I can tell, she's nice I guess, BUTTERALL!
by medicalmechanica February 17, 2013
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Butterscotch Rosebud

When your anus is infected/inflamed and leaking bodily fluids and then used as an appetiser in a sexual manner.
Anna: Are you ok? Are you still down for sexy time?

Matt: No way! I've got a butterscotch rosebud

Anna: Oh whatever! I'm still down ;)
by Edna Turnblad June 27, 2016
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Butterscotch Popsicle

After performing anal sex on a dirty butthole, there is a brown slimy substance on the penis
Cathy really cleaned up that butterscotch Popsicle with her oral skills!
by shanky740 November 13, 2018
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Butterscotch Weasel

The act of love making when one partner braces their hand inside their other to grind their opposing elbow into the anus of the other partner.
"What did you and Cindy get up to last night?"
"We went bowling, had a couple of frosty milkshakes, and then I gave that bitch a Butterscotch Weasel."
by abeautifulanus December 18, 2018
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