A buttercock: a person, website or object people constantly use but get mad at when something goes wrong on their behalf. Like using a cock made of butter, self lubricating but when it breaks you blame it instead of yourself for choosing to use it
P1: "why did you send a link with that Wikipedia page."
P2: "it was Wikipedia's fault."
P1: "Bit of a buttercock then."
P2: "it was Wikipedia's fault."
P1: "Bit of a buttercock then."
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It is where the female (the Butterhof) will take the male and first arouse it but making dirty glances at the male. Then the Butterhof will take male and shove a Wawa brand “Big Nig” in its anus (with out lubrication). Then beat him with upright bass and last strap the male down with a lot of bondage gimp or duck tape and give him a Boston pancake after eating Taco Bell.
It is where the female (the Butterhof) will take the male and first arouse it but making dirty glances at the male. Then the Butterhof will take male and shove a Wawa brand “Big Nig” in its anus (with out lubrication). Then beat him with upright bass and last strap the male down with a lot of bondage gimp or duck tape and give him a Boston pancake after eating Taco Bell.
John: Wow my gay lover gave me The Butterhof last night.
Zack: Well did it have anything to do with butter?
John: no that is why my ass hurts so much.
Derek walks in...
Derek: So baby how was it
John: GREAT
Zack: Well did it have anything to do with butter?
John: no that is why my ass hurts so much.
Derek walks in...
Derek: So baby how was it
John: GREAT
by Paul Leeds March 15, 2008
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during sex, doggiestyle of course, slipping two (or three) fingers in her butt, and picking her up off the ground and/or bed whilest screaming "BUTTONHOOK!!!" or "ZOINKS!"
I couldn't hear Jen cry when I gave her the hucklebuck, because I was of course shouting, "BUTTONHOOK!"
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by wingers October 26, 2004
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Origin: mammory, milk, churned to butter, then Hogs to denote a pair.
Origin: mammory, milk, churned to butter, then Hogs to denote a pair.
by jack00 January 6, 2007
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Moderate to extreme loose stool.
Moderate to extreme loose stool.
Alan spent a long time in the bathroom due to the onset of butterpoops, caused by the excessively buttery brownies.
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- That dog was clearly a butterhound.
- That dog was clearly a butterhound.
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