Buttsex

1. The best thing ever. Anywhere.

2. The act of getting royally screwed over.

1. Minaki gave Matsuba buttsex last night!

2. Dude! The repair man really buttsexed my computer this time!

by Oos! OMGWTFLMAO August 11, 2004

buttsexual

When someone is so obsessed with butts to the point where it becomes a sexual deviation.

Man, I saw that guy on everyone's ass last night. He's such a buttsexual.

by Dan Devine May 7, 2005

Surprise Buttsecks

When going at it like dogs, the penis, moving quickly, then ejects from the vagina and enters the anus, often resulting in pain and extreme terror/pleasure.

Often to calm the victim of this "surprise", the penetrator yells

"SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!" in a vain attempt to make light of this magical , yet, often horrible experience.

Man: Oh yeah baby

Woman: Harder!
Man: opps i slipp.....
Woman: Ow. OWWWWW!!!!!!!
Man: Surprise Buttsecks!!!!!!
Woman: this date is over! Bus driver let me off here!!!!!!

by The Poonman July 3, 2009

butseks

A funny misspelling of "butt sex". Used sometimes in funny internet pictures depicting animals trying to talk like humans. Because of their diminished brain power, they talk/type like an uneducated person.

We iS haviNg angRy buTsEks in u roOm!

by TimboTheAllMightyFromLimbo May 2, 2008

ButtSec

"An information technology division which represents protection from the greatest security penetration threat an organization can face."

"Taco Bell's corporate IT infrastructure is notorious industry-wide for their poor ButtSec."

by 40ozGorilla October 21, 2020

buttseckz

Love from behind.

You can have buttseckz with a girl if you follow this instructions:

1. Get to a party.
2. find an ugly girl,with great booty
3. make her drunk
4. Fuck her in the ass from behind.
5. in addition,give her a dirty sanchez with her crap.

Guy A:I gave Nadja great buttseckz.
Guy B:Does your penis smell now?
Guy A: No,she had to lick it clean,after I gave her a Dirty Sanchez.
Guy B: WTF LOL OMG u haxx0rz her butt.

by Bari March 30, 2005

Butsekz or Buttsekz

1.(v) Putting your wang in teh other hole.

y helo thar. butsekz? lolol

by MMBKG September 8, 2003