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monkey business

Word for some kind of shady activity.
"Those dogs have some serious monkey business going on." -Dude witnessing a nearby drug deal.
by osmo2 January 18, 2004
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business poop

Those fecal deposits made in utmost haste, with a complete absence of reading or other tom-fooleries.
I have class in ten minutes. This needs to be a business poop.
by William Forrester IV March 20, 2010
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Busake

commonly confused with the term Bukake, a Busake is a Macedonian man with overtly extreme homosexual tendencies. a Busake has a through the roof sex drive and will even engage in sexual relations with his Baba if the occasion arises.
Matthew! you fucked baba three times this week and igor four times, are you becoming a busake?
by Busakelovesburek03 October 31, 2018
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stand on business

To take care of your business/obligations. To be about your grind.
Rent was due and my son was hungry so I had no choice but to Stand on Business
by Sterlsam02 December 2, 2021
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bad business

1. Any sort of morally ambiguous activity. 2. Anything displeasant. 3. Criminal acts.
1. I think Bill got into some bad business with Wendy and her man last night.

2. That mole on her back is bad business.

3. Whatever those guys are up to in the parking lot, it's got to be bad business.
by blizack November 27, 2002
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Bay Area Business School

A pyramid scheme to separate well educated liberal arts majors from their trust-fund allowance. The scheme relies on false promises of high ROI, social rank, beer and Rotel on Fridays, a prom night do-over, and a view of the top 2% of the narcissistic personality disorder spectrum, providing insight into the human condition.

The top of pyramid is dominated by prep school spawn with low likeability. They live on a revenue stream from participants, but make most of their money from contracting gigs pitched through their university press “publications.”

The second tier joins two unique groups, a group of smart top-tier candidates that serve as sexual partners, breeders, and ego fluffers to the top tier in hopes of moving up, and a group of sexed-out top tier members that do not have the physical looks sufficient for the promotional material. Known as “Deans,” they are considered outcasts in the top tier circles.

The bottom feeders are IT workers that chew up a staggering 20-30% of the revenue. As master con artists, this bottom group benefits the most via telecommuting arrangements. Unnecessary equipment is bought from friends and placed where a row of cubicles would actually provide a habitat for revenue generators in most schemes. Some speculate the lights on the equipment blink hypnotically and subdue higher tiers. This group garners additional revenue from “work@home” side gigs which fund spiritual retreats on the California coast and bottom-shelf gorged orgies.
Yeah I got suckered at a Bay Area business school. I blew 80k and my junk grew a second head.
by UnderemployedMBA March 4, 2011
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Business School

A pyramid scheme to separate liberal arts majors from their trust-fund allowance. The scheme relies on false promises of high ROI, social rank, beer and Rotel on Fridays, a prom night do-over, and a view of the top 2% of the narcissistic personality disorder spectrum, providing insight into the human condition.

The top of the scheme is dominated by prep school spawn that receive revenue from participants but make most of their money from contracting gigs pitched through their university press “publications.”

The second tier joins two unique groups, a group of smart top-tier candidates that serve as sexual partners, breeders, and ego fluffers to the top tier in hopes of moving up, and a group of sexed-out top tier members that do not have the physical looks sufficient for the promotional material. The second group, known as “Deans,” are generally considered outcasts within the top tier.

The bottom feeders are IT workers that chew up a staggering 20-30% of the revenue. As master con artists, this bottom group benefits the most via telecommuting agreements. Unnecessary equipment is bought from friends and placed where a row of cubicles would normally provide a habitat for revenue generators in most schemes. Some speculate the lights on the equipment blink hypnotically and subdue higher tiers before being easily outsourced to the cloud. This group garners additional revenue from “work@home” side gigs which fund spiritual retreats on the California coast and drug-gorged orgies.
Yeah I got suckered at a California business school. I blew 80k and my junk grew a second head.
by UnderemployedMBA March 16, 2011
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