Burglekutt

1. n. An unpleasant situation into which you've unwittingly involved yourself.
2. n. The toe-headed dwarf in Willow.

1. By leading that girl along, whilst being in a committed relationship, you've landed yourself in quite the burglekutt.
2. When Burglekutt opened his big fat mouth, he embroiled himself the mother of all burglekutts.

by PeckPeckPeck June 14, 2010

Ben Burnley

Benjamin Jackson Burnley IV is the founder, lead singer, and second rhythm guitarist of the Nu metal/hard rock band Breaking Benjamin. He is the only member of the band who has never left. In 2007 his band went on a hiatus because his alcohol addiction left him with Wernicke-Korsakoff Syndrome and during that hiatus he had to fire two of his bandmates, Aaron Fincke and Mark Klepaski, for illegally signing off on a contract to their newest hit song "Blow Me Away." Eventually, he beat the odds of a 1-in-20 chance and recovered without severe permanent brain damage. However, the drummer, Chad Szeliga, later left the band in 2012. In late 2014, Ben recruited four new band members with Kieth Wallen on rhythm guitar so Ben himself could be a little more animated while singing (as he often moved as little as possible while playing live so he could concentrate on playing guitar and keeping within range of the microphone at all times)

Ben has several phobias, but he does not let them get in his way. However, he refuses to perform live in any countries outside of USA and Canada, as his fear of death makes him walk rather than drive as little as possible to avoid car crashes, and he doesn't fly at all.

Ben is the fourth Benjamin Jackson Burnley of his bloodline, preceded by his great-grandfather, grandfather, and uncle, who are all dead. His infant son if the fifth in his bloodline (Benjamin Jackson Burnley V)

Ben is around 36 years old and is 6"4 tall (approx. 2 metres)

BB fan: Have you heard the newest Breaking Benjamin song? I think Ben Burnley sounded great in that one!
BB hyper fangirl: Oh my god I know right! He's so sexy?
BB fan: Okay, he DOES look good, I'm not gonna lie.

by NederlandsTaco December 28, 2014

burpulent

Experiencing or given to an overabundance of burping.

"Man am I burpulent today."

"Yeah, he's a good guy, but a little too burpulent to bring anywhere fancy."

by Slut Bunwalla December 31, 2007

Burpee-off

When two or more people do burpees until only one person remains doing burpees.

Did you see the burpee-off with Arin, Sunder, and Dr. Sung?

by Can of dicks June 11, 2016

burnley wallet

the art of stretching the scrotum of the accused up to just above the nipple and thus causing it to tear, whereupon the valuables drop from the wallet.

That bastard fooked my bird so I gave the cunt a burnley wallet.

by Sidney Moon January 23, 2004

burnletsky

To pull a burnletsky is to go from nothing to everything in the sexual world in one night. A burnletsky can only properly occur when one has never kissed a girl outside of the family on the mouth before, and somehow ends up hooking up, getting a blow job, having sex, etc. in one ultimate night. To pull a burnletsky is the most desired thing for any who are able to pull it off (never kissed...).

GUY 1: dude, did you hear about alex?

GUY 2: naaw bro what happened?

GUY 1: he totally pulled a burnletsky last night!

GUY 2: thats effin awesome! I wish I could pull a burnletsky!

by rydoked April 21, 2010

Burleson

verb: To take a prolonged and foul smelling shit in the in-flight restroom on an airline
noun: A smelly shit taken while occupying the airline restroom for an inordinate period of time

He couldn't hold it until landing and dropped a nasty Burleson in first class.

by Squid Lips June 12, 2019