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Outing Dumbledore

An unnecessary reveal after the fact; a potentially upsetting or annoying detail that is unrelated to the main idea or storyline.
“Dude, it turns out my mom pooped on the delivery table when I was born.”
“Bruh, way to be outing Dumbledore.”
by randominternetloser June 7, 2020
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Double Dumbledore

When a girl is getting dp'd and the guys high five and proclaim "You're a Hairy Wizard!!" The guys also need to be dressed as their favorite Harry Potter characters.
Dude, remember when we pulled a Double Dumbledore on that chick last night?!
by Dinodude90 October 4, 2022
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Snape killed Dumbledore

An expression inspired by the 2005 internet fad around the Harry Potter and the Half-Blood prince in which the character Snape kills Dumbledore.

"Snape killed Dumbledore" is closest in meaning to shit happens or I don't give a shit and is is used as an unsympathetic comeback, similar to Jesus wept.
Guy 1: "Balls. I just failed another Calc test. Another, and I'll fail the class."
Guy 2: "Snape killed Dumbledore, you know? You always complain about failing classes, why don't you study for once?"
by Ben Dover! May 26, 2006
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Dumbledore Dick

A magical penis; specifically the male genitalia having certain unexplainable power over others. Often refers to an otherwise undesirable human being having an incongruous ability to mount the person/oriface of their choice.
Dude - that guy is a total douchebag - and he's with that total hotty! No job - no prospects - he's not even that clean! I guess he has a Dumbledore Dick.
by TheElderOne October 17, 2011
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Albus Dumbledore

Harry ' Ron have you seen my wizards sleeve?'
Ron 'I hear, Albus Dumbledore has got a pretty big wizards sleeve.'
Harry ' How do you know?'
Ron ' I'm in it now!'
by clammy hands July 22, 2009
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Dumbledore

To be gay. IE The act of being gay.
Dood! I the hotel lists the pornos you watched, your so dumbledore.

Tyler: I saw you fist that handsome young strapping apple core down the street, you so dumbledore!

Andre: Why?
by "The Icon" Tyclar November 6, 2007
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dumbledore's lumberjacks

An elite group of talented individuals dedicated to the pursuit of fightiing the evil lord voldemort and voldytrees using the power of the jedi, legos, pancakes and nonnative tree chopping superskills!
"ALAS, here beith and evil voldytree of doom! what is there to do! i might as well wait for me imminent doom to come to me. BUT WAIT! i can entrust the death of this evil voldytree with the sacred group of dumbledore's lumberjacks! by george, i know they'll take care of this wretched tree with there fabulous jedi and wizarding powers! and why'll theyre at it im just sure they'll build me a lego castle along with some fresh pancakes to fufill my hungerment needs and desires!"
by supreme overlord lumberjack November 28, 2007
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