by clarkycat September 9, 2009
Get the Una Bummer mug.Tokyo Dive Bomber is the moment where you dip your balls into a sleeping persons open mouth and their reflex action is to move, or close their mouth causing you to squint in pain as you extricate yourself from the situation.
Ian pulled a Tokyo Dive Bomber on that girl at the party the other night, he's lucky to get have gotten out of their in one piece!
by Fawlty March 4, 2015
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a dutty vagina which needs a wash cause it smells like bum, also has the appearance of a bum. Bumber = rag to wash Clit = clit. Bumberclit = wash pussy.
by saif siraj October 10, 2011
Get the bumberclit mug.A stealth bomber is a shit so big that it touches the water in the toilet bowl before actually detaching itself from one's anus. The result is that the turd passes from A to B completely noiselessly and with total stealth.
"The gent's toilets were out of order so I was forced to use a cubicle in the ladies', I was that desperate. A few girls came in whilst I was in there, but luckily my shit was so big it was a stealth bomber. They didn't suspect a thing"
by fluorescent August 20, 2009
Get the Stealth Bomber mug.-"Look at our old mate behind the bar with his bumchum. This was a great pub, no look at it - cocktails, no real ale - and full of style-conscious genlemen with nice fingernails"
-"yeah, our old mate was always a stealth bummer. He'd come and join us with his frustrated wife and join us, but he was just casing the joint."
-"yeah, taken out by a stealth bummer!"
-"yeah, our old mate was always a stealth bummer. He'd come and join us with his frustrated wife and join us, but he was just casing the joint."
-"yeah, taken out by a stealth bummer!"
by bromp January 20, 2009
Get the stealth bummer mug.A photo bomber is someone who either intentionally or unintentionally ruins an otherwise normal photo.
The "photo bomber" will be doing such things as: making faces, gestures, naked, or getting naked, in a costume, or doing some other equally hilarious action.
The photo bomber will usually work in the background of the photo. Some of the more ballsy photo bombers will go as far as being within inches behind or even next to the people in the picture , or in rare cases, run in FRONT of the photo.
The most ideal way to photo bomb is to successfully ruin their photo without letting the people know that you are forever ruining what could have been an amazing photo and memory, except you're sitting on a bench 15 yards behind them while you purposely have your cock and balls hanging out the top of your shorts while you eat an ice cream cone seductively.
The "photo bomber" will be doing such things as: making faces, gestures, naked, or getting naked, in a costume, or doing some other equally hilarious action.
The photo bomber will usually work in the background of the photo. Some of the more ballsy photo bombers will go as far as being within inches behind or even next to the people in the picture , or in rare cases, run in FRONT of the photo.
The most ideal way to photo bomb is to successfully ruin their photo without letting the people know that you are forever ruining what could have been an amazing photo and memory, except you're sitting on a bench 15 yards behind them while you purposely have your cock and balls hanging out the top of your shorts while you eat an ice cream cone seductively.
Mom: Hey kids! I got the photos back from when we flew 1500 miles to Disney Land for our vacation!
Kids: Oh here's the picture of where we got to take a picture of all the Disney characters with us! This is our favorite picture ever!!!
Mom: Why is that man standing behind Goofy with his pants down and holding his penis with one hand pretending to ram Goofy in the ass with it?
And then the kids are forever traumatized. They will never see Disney character the same way again. And Disney Land will forever be tainted with visions and repressed memories that wont surface till they're in their 30's when their own kids say " I want to go to Disney Land!!!". And then you will murder you family after you go insane from repressed memories, go to prison where you will die of AIDS in your late 40's.
This would be the successful work of a "photo bomber" and/or a "photo bomb".
Kids: Oh here's the picture of where we got to take a picture of all the Disney characters with us! This is our favorite picture ever!!!
Mom: Why is that man standing behind Goofy with his pants down and holding his penis with one hand pretending to ram Goofy in the ass with it?
And then the kids are forever traumatized. They will never see Disney character the same way again. And Disney Land will forever be tainted with visions and repressed memories that wont surface till they're in their 30's when their own kids say " I want to go to Disney Land!!!". And then you will murder you family after you go insane from repressed memories, go to prison where you will die of AIDS in your late 40's.
This would be the successful work of a "photo bomber" and/or a "photo bomb".
by Kas3y is 1337 October 16, 2008
Get the Photo Bomber mug.Someone who enables the Bozo Explosion, either intentionally or due to their inexperience and incompetence.
The Bozo Explosion was possibly coined by Steve Jobs at Apple:
"Actually, Steve believed that A players hire A players—that is people who are as good as they are. I refined this slightly—my theory is that A players hire people even better than themselves. It’s clear, though, that B players hire C players so they can feel superior to them, and C players hire D players. If you start hiring B players, expect what Steve called “the bozo explosion” to happen in your organization." -Guy Kawasaki
The Bozo Explosion was possibly coined by Steve Jobs at Apple:
"Actually, Steve believed that A players hire A players—that is people who are as good as they are. I refined this slightly—my theory is that A players hire people even better than themselves. It’s clear, though, that B players hire C players so they can feel superior to them, and C players hire D players. If you start hiring B players, expect what Steve called “the bozo explosion” to happen in your organization." -Guy Kawasaki
My manager is the lead Bozo Bomber at my company. He makes sure everyone in the business is as dumb as a caveman, then he can swoop in like Superman and save the day. Man, does it make him look good. Terrible for the business though.
by starfruitman December 6, 2011
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