T Browsing

Text messaging

Who are you t browsing?

by jbjdawg21 June 28, 2009

brain browsing

Getting lost in thought.

In math class, I was brain browsing about the weekend.

by Cynthia9512Vivian March 27, 2014

private browsing

perusing genitals

"What's the point of private browsing when you've got me waiting at home?"
"Variety."

by jonlaundromat November 16, 2017

rectal brooming

To take an object (broom handle, flashlight, Oscar Award, etc) and forcibly apply it against a person's anus with the intent to humiliate that person. Recipient may/may not be fully clothed at time of "brooming".

"Stop being such a baby, man. It's not like your mom was raped... it was just some innocent rectal brooming."

by FarkSpazz July 28, 2008

Brooping

Brooping is brushing while you take a poop. We do it because 1. We are in a hurry
2. It is a more comfortable form of brushing teeth.

Skills required: 1. Accurate spitting through the hole between your legs and into the toilet seat. 2. Remembering which hand holds the toothbrush and which holds the TP.

BRO1: Yo Brosizzle, how come your cock tastes like toothpaste?
BRO2: Well Brosuff, I was brooping like ten minutes ago and I totally spit toothpaste all over my dick!

by Pi2nkSti1nk May 7, 2011

blopsing

black opsing (video game black ops)

G: hey
B: hey whats up
G: nm, u
B: blopsing
G: wtf?
B: black opsing darrr

by secret79 December 24, 2010

Brooming

The act of shoving a broom(or any long object) up somebodies anus. Typically done to cause pain. Causes blood from the large intestine to appear on the broom when taken out

Yo, I Was brooming that guy so bad I could get the broom out of his butt.

by StrikerRamses March 20, 2019