Bronson

A Man of masculinity, with biceps and pectorials that are to die for. A Man who is usually chased by attractive women.

oo look at that Bronson....I want him inside me!

by SuPERf0B333 November 22, 2011

Bronson rock

Any object, such as a rock, stick, shoe or butterknife used as an emergency or field-expedient tool. From the old TV series "Then Came Bronson" when Bronson (Michael Parks) uses a rock to pound dents out of his bike's fender and gas tank.

That guy can fix anything with a Bronson rock and a smokewrench

by Dr. Badwrench October 29, 2008

brontosaurus burger

A big ass burger

I wouldn't have asked for three burgers if I knew you were cooking brontosaurus burgers!

by bradhannah August 4, 2008

Buck Bronson's Brown Eye Slider

Term used to describe a dump, at least 6" in length, that moves slowly out of the ass and into the bowl, usually producing little to no sound and never any splashback.

Because it was a Buck Bronson's Brown Eye Slider, the poor soul in the next stall was unaware that Jim had taken a dump until it crept up his nose.

by Ducati Jeff September 11, 2006

Brenton

n. A great guy that's funny. Knows karate and has a black belt. But can't do a back flip. Known to play Xbox a lot. Good at playing COD4.

Peter: Dude how many days of cod have you played all together?
Brenton: 'bout 17 I think?

by Lion Girl 1881 May 23, 2009

bronion

the condition of wearing multiple and often different-coloured layers of the same collared shirt, with each collar popped; a "bro-onion."

"that bronion is wearing pink, red and yellow AE golf shirts."

by schwabby February 5, 2009

brontosteamer

Where you shit on a female's chest and then proceed to act like a veloco-raptor guarding a freshly laid dinosaur egg.

Fred was so chuffed. After he laid that brontosteamer on Wendy's chest, he stayed up all night keeping watch for the Turdburglar.

by Jatchy McJatch Jatch December 28, 2009