broomstickjockey

one who sticks broomsticks in their ass for amusement
one who enjoys straight and stiff objects in their anus

Vix:would you like to meet my broomstickjockey friend boris?
Chris: why yes ofcourse i would, just let me turn down my alexisonfire.

by vix633 September 27, 2005

Bromeostasis

Using the body heat of a bro to regulate one's temperature.

I just can't stay warm by myself in winter, so I have to use bromeostasis.

by SwagCitySuperstar March 6, 2015

broomsaga

another way of saying damn
pronounciation: brOOOOm-se-gUH

"oh, i stepped on dog shit, broomsaga!"

by smiffany February 28, 2007

bromomz

A mother of a bro, typically drives a white suburban with an OBX sticker on the back. Often seen in clothes that are not suitable for her older age.

Dude it's like a bromomz party at CiCi's

by JakeChipAustin August 21, 2007

brohoski

A close bro.

Brohoski, get over here.
Let's go hang out brohoski.
Hit that blunt brohoski.

by BLUNT40 December 14, 2010

Bromon

The rare subculture of the religious group related to Mormonism in which an individual has personal or fashion characteristics that reflect the bro culture while still adhering to the moral guidelines of the Mormon faith. Essentially they are comprised of one part bro, one part Mormon, and are confined to the state of Utah. Unlike the typical All American bro that solely feeds off of protein shakes, Natty Ice, and Chipotle, the bromon still adheres to the, "Word of Wisdom" meaning they abstain from consuming alcohol, tea, and anything else that the devil has tainted. Following the Mormon opposition of tattoos a true Bromon will not bear the common tribal insignia or crucifix tattoos of a bro, therefore making it at times more difficult to identify them. Bromons, similar to bros, spend a female amount of money on their cloths, making it so that they can be spotted by their dress: hats worn at an angle, no fear or Tapout shirts (with or without sleeves), shorts to provide a reason for leg days, and long socks that have the Nike logs that matches the color of another article of clothing. Common to other bros the Bromon will not pass up the chance to check himself out on any shiny surface, and will naturally flex in front of any mirror. Essentially they are all that is a bro except they slay bible versus instead of beer and chicks.

Beer me that Bible, I'm going to go chillax with those Bromons after I pound some bible versus.

by JBell237 July 23, 2015

Bromoto

A mixed alcoholic beverage with a simple juice, gatorade, or whatever is in your fridge

"Dude where are you?" on the phone
"Inside making a bromoto"
"Can you make me one? i'm tryna get fucked up"
" Yeah, lemon lime gatorade? "
"for sure"

by juj7 November 22, 2015