Brozoned

Brozoned is when a female calls you as his younger brother or like his younger brother he’s never had, far worse than a friend zone

Julie “ Sumit I love you!”
Sumit “ That’s a lie”
Julie “ yes I do, you are like my little brother and I love you”

Brozoned - being someone’s little brother

by Hodken Quevondo October 30, 2017

No Agony, No Bragony

There's no bragging rights for people who haven't worked for it.

"Oh man, that team really sucks." Oh really? Have you worked as hard as them or have the balls to even go for the team? "Nah dude, they suck I don't wanna join them!" Then shut up, No Agony, No Bragony.

by Offbrand. July 24, 2009

Brobonic Plague

Occurs when an illness spreads amongst a group of bros. Usually occurs after a brodeo, brobeque, broadtrip and/or brodown

Bro 1: Hey bro, good thing we didn't go to that brodeo on the weekend.

Bro 2: Ya bro, I heard the Brobonic Plague hit those guys hard.

by Jesus Mary and Broseph November 19, 2009

broon ale

best alcoholic drink in the world, originates in geordieland

giz z bottle of broon

by geordie October 24, 2003

Broon Hal

We all have a broon hal, it may be easier identified as a brown hole. Without one of these we can't do the jobbies! Most chicks love it up the Broon Hal.

do you take it up the Broon Hal? I love the Broon Hal. etc

by The Hal February 17, 2010

Brosonic

A portmanteu of the words Masonic and Bro. Used to describe something secretive in nature relating to bros.

Mike, Greg and I scheduled a Brosonic meeting for Thursday.

by Kurt Norris June 19, 2010

Brolonoscopy

(n) A colonoscopy or close anal examination for completely and only heterosexual purposes performed by a fellow bro.

My ass was itching way too much so I asked my bro Dave here to 'gimme a brolonoscopy.

by Yevsup July 10, 2010