Broctopus

(noun.) the monster created when a desperate man goes to a party with 8 wingmen to help him pick up girls. The broctopus is a party-killing machine and must be avoided at all times.

broctopus

guy#1:"Dude that queer over there is snaggin all the ladies tonight!"

guy#2:"the Broctopus strikes again, man."

by the urbster September 16, 2010

Brostone

A bet between bro's are automatically set in brostone

Tommy: I don't know if I can drink sixteen shots of tequila man.

Barney: Dude, you can't back out on this bet. It's set in brostone!

by Crappinbrix December 19, 2014

Broctopus

Any woman in the club talking to every bro she sights but never giving up that puss.

Pronunciation:
"BRAHktopuss"

"Bro, check that broctopus snaggin' free drinks off them bros, bro.

by JKIIIS April 19, 2009

Brycton

A man with a small penis. He also looks like Harambe.

That guy has a brycton. It's small as shit.

by Jonflipz January 17, 2017

Bracton

Usually red headed, fire crotch, pale, not good at math, and the carpet doesn't match the drapes. The beans are always above the franks.

Look at that Bracton over there....

by infinity_defined November 1, 2016

Brockton

A caring individual. With an insanely tiny penis. His penis is roughly 2 inches and not girthy. Besides all this he's actually very sexy and knows how to use it. The only downside is he uses it on his friends, not his girlfriend. He rko's his friends into bed and then goes to down. They even do role-playing of spiderman and green goblin.

Brockton is aggressive in bed when competing in ganal.

by Brockpen20 December 25, 2021

brocoon

a cocoon of bro's as if a bromance existed between many people. Each member has a name consisting a bro term. like broski or brochacho.

I'm in a brocoon with Broseidon and Brochu.

by ariatarii April 5, 2011