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broad floater

Broad floater is a term that is used at a predominantly male gathering (watching a sports game, playing poker, etc.) where pizza is being ordered. Naturally, each male orders his own medium or large pizza with his choice of topping (usually meat-based) to prove his manliness to his peers. To satisfy the women and to avoid nagging equality/sexism comments, a couple of broad floaters are ordered. The typical broad floater includes feminine toppings such as feta cheese and spinach. Tip: Broads love whole wheat.
"Pass a slice of the broad floater and a Diet Decaf Pepsi to Jessica"

"Order three broad floaters today, we have a lot of broads."

"Tell her to stop trying to eat my pizza, the broad floater is across the room."
by Aadil Shamji, Shahista Kassam February 25, 2010
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Flighty Broad

1. Flighty Broad: a female who is irresponsible, fickle, not sound of mind, slow, or frankly just rude and/or ignorant.

2. a woman who is unfaithful and/or sleeps around.
synonymous with: slut.

though can be used interchangeably with whore, a flighty broad is generally smarter and has more respect for herself and her body (should the term be used in the same context as "whore").
I'm not in to those LA girls, most of them are flighty broads
Becca is such a flighty broad. She's dumb as they come!
by Kenshen38 April 20, 2019
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Tough broad

1. A strong woman that doesn't intimidate easily and can do what needs to be done.

2. A woman that has lived a hard life, due to circumstances she put herself in or was born into.
She was a tough broad. She drove race cars, raised children, cooked us all dinner, shot that burglar. She is no woman to mess with.

I saw one tough broad sitting at the end of the bar.
by amylc May 4, 2012
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broadband hiccups

Broadband Hiccups are an inconvenient interruption to your broadband connection - very annoying during a mass download or a webchat
I was trying to have a chat with X on messenger today and we kept getting interrupted with a seriously bad dose of Broadband Hiccups!

I was just getting to the end of level 15 and oh no broadband hiccups just wiped me out!

I tried to download that as well last night but a broadband hiccup got in the way
by ledge67 October 2, 2007
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broadcaster slut

Typical female radio employee who works at Metro Networks who thinks her shit don't stink. She thinks that because her voice is on TV in the morning, she's the bomb.
I can't stand that Kristen Kelly, she stumbles on her traffic reports and is such broadcaster slut.
by techno935 October 9, 2008
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broadband cinema

A relatively new delivery system allows consumers to download or stream movies to their personal computer and portable devices instead of driving to the video store/multi-plex or waiting for DVDs to arrive in the mail.
Examples of broadband cinema services include:

CinemaNow.com
MovieLink.com
iTunes
UnBox (amazon/tivo)
Vongo
by bigmovie May 4, 2007
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Brafflash

The backlash against actor Zach Braff, engendered by his production of and participation in films whose primary purpose is to show him as irresistible to attractive women despite his mopey, unexceptional demeanor. (See: Garden State, The Last Kiss.)
Due to an overwhelming Brafflash, Zach Braff found himself unemployed and destitute at age 35.
by Spreggels February 21, 2008
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