shit a brick sideways

An EXTREME case of constipation

Before:
I feel like I'm going to shit a brick sideways!!!

After:
Man my ass hurts, I just shit a brick sideways.

by HDR February 4, 2004

brick prison

Better known as Hunter College High School in New York City. Earned this name due to its unique construction resembling a 19th century military fort. The building which houses the school is of a brick construction with very few windows, hence the name Brick Prison.

I can't wait to graduate and escape the brick prison

by DirkD December 7, 2006

Brackin

its a blood version of crackin but wit a "b".

Wus brackin blood.

by Jamella September 25, 2003

Bricked up

Makes you feel some type of way, on some occasions even horny.

Mrs. Incredible be having me bricked up

by the 🦦 February 18, 2021

BRICKED UP

for a dick to get hard

"bro she got me so bricked up right now"

by avdrinna March 17, 2022

Bracketman

someone who remains dormant during the regular season but when the NCAA tournament comes around, they become an instant expert at bracketology

*Standing in front of the water cooler*

Steve - "Shit, here comes bracketman"
Bracketman - "Louisville is tough this year but did you know Boise State is 7-2 vs. the top 100 RPI?"
Steve - "Oh really? So are you just pulling this shit out of your ass or did you really spend all night on ESPN.com just to make it seem like you're a semi-interesting person?"

by Roger Gooodell March 18, 2008

Millwall Brick

Discovered by fans of the London football team millwall fc , the millwall brick is a club like improvised weapon made of a newspaper that has been rolled lengthways and folded in the middle. It is light and can be as hard as a brick - especially damaging when attached to a length of rope and swung around the head as it is also very light.

Man got smashed up with a millwall brick ay.

by Nokia God June 15, 2016