Bornstein

1. To have sex in the missionary position, in the dark, with the local news on in the background.

2. Thoroughly average sex that is enjoyable but utterly unremarkable.

I thought she was going to be crazy in the sack, but instead we just Bornsteined and fell asleep.

by Binskers the Cat December 15, 2009

bransin

A great person who is as nice as he can be, strong feeling for people and love his freinds, usaly tends to be a popular kid at school and is good with females in the bed, is also really ugly

Bransin is super ugly

by Ankelknocker May 21, 2018

bornstein

verb. (to bornstein): 1. To fail utterly. 2. To cause someone else to fail.

Comes from Jonathan Bornstein's non-performance as defender of the United States Men's National Team in the 2011 Gold Cup Finals.

1. "Sam totally bornsteined that interview. He'll be lucky to clean the toilets."

2. "We had the campfire starting to burn, but then Michelle bornsteined everything by dropping a bucket of water."

by hooptedoodle June 28, 2011

Bornstein's Law

As the average age of a social network's users rises, the probability of the discussion of "What I ate for breakfast" approaches 1.

First true thing I read on the internet was Bornstein's Law.

by CaliGeoff November 3, 2012

Bernstein Advantage

The situation in which a person's family is ugly. Named for the mongoloid tyrannosaurus family that appears in the TV commercials for the Sam Bernstein law firm in Detroit; the law firm uses "The Bernstein Advantage" as their tag line.

1. Damn, that girl is ugly. I can't even look her in the face.
2. Yeah, her mom and dad are ugly too. They got the Bernstein Advantage.

by Big Swami January 25, 2015

josh branstetter

He is so easy to fall in love with, he is the best thing that has ever happened to me , he made me feel so loved, he would stay up all night until he fell asleep., he always made sure I was happy and if I wasn't he would make me smile, I would always smile seeing him but I would try hiding it , he is a angel no boy compares, he has such a kind heart and loves making people happy and it's so cute, I'm happy for him and his girlfriend, he loves her he would jump in front of a bullet for her , do anything for her , he posts about her all the time , and it's so sweet , I feel like he loves her and cares for her and treats her right Bc his mother passed away so he has so much respect and never wants to lose another girl Bc that feeling of lose hurts him , and I want him happy , and he wants her happy so it all works out .. he is an amazing boyfriend and a friend a person you can always count on , a person who won't break a promise who would lose as many friends and still keep the promise:) he is amazing , if you ever get a josh branstetter, never let him go

Never let a great person like josh branstetter go :)

by Sunnysideup August 4, 2017

branting

to be way to drunk or high

Dude, that's his 9th beer! He must be brantinged!!!

by ewpride November 5, 2003